Category: Original Humor
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Woody Allen Style Cliché Contest
Remember how Woody Allen would always mix together clichés in his movies? Me too. To honor that concept, I am having a contest for the best mixed cliché, Woody Allen style. Winner (as judged by you) will get an original cartoon by me mailed to them and the winner gets to pick the subject matter.…
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Call Me Mr. Clean
OK, time to come clean. As many of you know, in May I became an African priest of the Lukumí religion. Go me. What you don’t know are the restrictions placed on me, which of late have been leading to some fairly hilarious situations. For example, I have to wear all white. Head to toe.…
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Full frontal blogging
What was your first experience seeing a naked person in a movie? Summer of ‘42, that was mine. I mean, that was the name of the film, not when I saw a naked person in a film. I thought Jennifer O’Neill was the hottest woman on the planet at the time. I was probably 11…
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Hold the gravy
I went to the cinema on Saturday and were perplexed by some of the foods sold in the Toronto concessions of late. Burger King? Taco Bell? Pizza? A bit messy in a theatre seat, don’t you think? Here are some other foods I hope will never be sold at the movies:
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