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Stupid Tattoos No. 2
It’s been three years since I wrote Part 1 of Stupid Tattoos. I’ve thought of a few since then. 😉 Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone The Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge Scabies The Louisiana Purchase The Polish Bicycle Team Kerry’s Health Plan Someone else’s nipple ReV.JeLLyBaBY and mikeB living naked in a cave Bill O’Reilly having…
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Note to self: 5,047
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Note to self: 5,023
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You decide…
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If I am elected President…
There will not only be yards of beer, there will be yards of coffee. Daylight Saving Time will happen every season. I haven’t worked out the math yet, but we will gain an hour’s sleep every season. Let us learn from our southern neighbors in Mexico. Mandatory siestas at work. People who make quote marks…
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How to win an argument with a dog
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How to win an argument with a cat
Begin with a standard ontological argument, such as Gödel’s Theorum. Open with Definition 1: x is God-like iff x has as essential properties those and only those properties which are positive Your cat will likely counter that no definition of the notion of “positive property†is supplied with the proof. At most, the various axioms…
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Note to self: 5,017
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People we can safely dislike #3
People who see every natural disaster or world event as somehow intimately tied to themselves, and view their existence as the cause. You’re waiting in a huge line at an over-priced coffee chain. The person in front of you has spent the entire time complaining about how ridiculous the line is and how long everyone…
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Mini Pinch
We’ve all played Slug Bug (or its bastard variant: Punch Buggy). The concept is simple. Spot a VW Beetle driving past, call it and its color out before your friend does, and punch them as hard as possible. Newer games have since arisen such as doing the ZZ Top arm swing every time a PT…
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