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It's been three years since I wrote Part 1 of Stupid Tattoos. I've thought of a few since then. ;) Macaulay Culkin in Home AloneThe Coke vs. Pepsi ChallengeScabiesThe Louisiana PurchaseThe Polish Bicycle TeamKerry's Health PlanSomeone else's nippleReV.JeLLyBaBY and mikeB living naked in a caveBill O'Reilly having phone sex with his female employeesToho's attorneys

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