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“Ohio is this year’s Florida.” [Ohio has beaches and sharks? Cool, that’s only an hour’s drive for me.] “They’re playing this game like they’re running for county sheriff.” [Actually, they’re playing it like they’re running for President] “It’s a dead-heat. Just too close to call.” [What was your first clue?] “Sure the popular vote is important, but let’s not forget that all-important electoral college.” [Yes, you reminded us before the last commercial break.] “Who’s going to win? It’s anyone’s guess.” [My guess is the winner will win. I feel pretty confident with that prediction] “Let’s not call this one just…

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