Note to self: 5,069

When you can hear sushi being eaten by someone 15 feet away, assume it will look as disgusting as it sounds and resist the temptation to gawk.
[More details on this later. It’s worth it.]

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  • Chad Brandos

    I picture a woman, built like a fridge, happily sucking away on a carp.

    I suppose anything that could be heard eating from 15 feet away wouldn’t be to too pretty.

  • Spud

    I imagine the sound of an enormous fat pig squelching through another 6 slices of pizza whilst at the same time slurping a super sized drink and grabbing another handful of fries.

    Visualy and oraly repulsive.
    🙄

  • Spud

    Sorry about that, I went off on a tangent, now where were we? 😀

  • Esther

    Five bucks says it was either eel or a large bowl of eel soup. :dead:

  • Fran

    Go ahead and qawk. Resistance is futile.:grin:

  • Margaret

    I think it was a giant piece of sushi formed with a loaf pan, with a slab of eel balanced on top, washed down with a diet soft drink, of course!

  • Spud

    Exactly…. EWWWWWWW!!

    I kinda like my seafood cooked, is that wierd or what in this modern age ?

  • Fran

    raw foods are in…raw good. cooked bad. Fat good. carbs bad.:roll: It’ll change. Just give it time.

  • Davezilla

    Not all sushi is raw, nor is it new.

    It was neither soup nor eel, you owe me five bucks, Esther. 😛

    I will be supplying a complete story and illustration as it was so horrifying, Natalie and myself spent the greater part of the afternoon discussing it.

  • ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Are live goldfish classed as sushi?

    I hate it when their heads crunch……..

    Theoretically speaking of course…:evil:

  • Nikki

    You’re not supposed to chew goldfish Rev, just swallow them whole.

  • Bobby Peru

    Goldfish on a crisp Ritz. MMMMMMM! Good cracker.

  • Anonymous

    Sounds like Nikki has some experience swallowing.

  • Moxie

    Lemme guess..you guys ate at the Gotham City Grill and seated near The Penguin?

  • ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    But if you don’t crunch them Nikki, how the hell do you get to taste the succulent brain?
    😈

  • Nikki

    :wtf:

  • Davezilla

    Gotham City Grill? Never hoid of it. Nope, Mariko in Toronto (by the Big Carrot).

  • Esther

    I unfortunately, don’t have 5 bucks, Dave. Will 5 dust bunnies do?

    Also, guess I shouldn’t have read this before breakfast.:???:

  • ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Dave?

    Was it the unborn eggs of a dead octopus, wrapped in rotting squid and served in goldfish brain jelly sauce with noodles?

    😕

  • Cheap Date

    NOTE TO SELF: Do NOT read davezilla.com while having LUNCH! :dead:

  • Davezilla

    S’right. You’re supposed to spew coffee, not sammiches. 😛

  • Esther

    This Friday, I will have the picture. Dressing up for a costume contest at work; hopefully won’t give any of the Lumbergs in the office too many heart palpitations. 😈

  • Frisko

    Poor Dave and Natalie, what a dining nightmare. I look forward to the story and illustration. I didn’t know sushi made audible noises, and am confident you will tell us the tale as only you can.

    Frisko

  • wantwit

    sorry, that was me.

  • Natalie

    Some people just don’t realize that certain parts of a shrimp were not meant to be eaten. 🙁

  • Spud

    Prawns should be only served in fried rice.

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