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Thursday evening yours truly was interviewed by the fine folks at The DropCast for an upcoming webcast about this site (I’ll link to it once it’s live). In a synchronistic turn of events, a smooth jazz radio station was broadcasting from the apartment below me. By broadcasting, I do not mean that someone had the…

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