Complete this sentence #27

Longtime reader Dante sent in an excellent idea: Good thing, too. I was too busy to come up with a post! Here’s the idea:

I start a story and each one of you continues it.

Here’s the catch: You can only add one word per comment.

Got that? One word. Lurkers? You help out, too. Use a fake name and email. Here goes.

I knew I shouldn’t have brought my ________

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  • Spud

    moosepants

  • Mandy

    home

  • Gerhard

    after

  • notsnot

    puckering

  • Fran

    my

  • Dante

    cranium

  • Mandy

    and

  • Woozle

    licking

  • Dante

    uptown

  • Cherish

    hoochie

  • Mandy

    which

  • kaity

    girls

  • Dan

    Had

  • Minnie

    exacerbated

  • Mandy

    :wang:

  • Minnie

    (To continue with Mandy’s comment):

    [Dick] said…

  • Spud

    why

  • Sir Osiss

    masterbate

  • Sir Osiss

    masturbate ($#@!!)

  • Karan

    to

  • Anna

    loud

  • Esther

    music

  • Spud

    when

  • Esther

    you

  • Minnie

    fart

  • Spud

    could

  • Marcus

    :hurl: mother

  • mark

    sheepdog

  • Spud

    devil-clowns

  • Tami Jo

    again

  • frisko

    …..Suddenly….

  • Nikki

    out

  • Nicholle

    of

  • Julie

    hibernation

  • frisko

    lurks

  • Gordon

    the

  • Craig

    Shadow

  • notsnot

    , who

  • Minnie

    dances

  • Spud

    with

  • Julie

    penises,

  • Mandy

    stripping

  • wayne haskell

    fondling!

  • Nikki

    “Oh!

  • Mandy

    yum

  • Spud

    Oh!

  • Nikki

    Ahoy,

  • Craig

    When

  • mikeB

    suddenly,

  • Naked @ Work

    my

  • Anna

    cheesegrater

  • goober

    exploded

  • KZoo

    violently

  • Merth

    killing

    :java:

  • Cheap Date

    grandma

  • cody

    pelicans

  • mitch smith

    bird-flu

  • Chris

    unicycle

  • Lostone

    😡 Guns

  • Minnie

    “Voila!”

  • Wendy

    panties!:wang:

  • Bad Bitch

    dildo

  • Sir Osiss

    dingleberries

  • rust

    (I’m lost)

  • Tim

    hang

  • Minnie

    on.

  • Minnie

    Where

  • Minnie

    are

  • Minnie

    the

  • Minnie

    moosepants?? 😀

  • Mission

    Shouted

  • Lane

    Akimbo

  • Minnie

    lugubriously,

  • evilqueen

    I’ve

  • KZoo

    never

  • evilqueen

    had

  • Gerhard

    than

  • Tim

    fifty

  • Nina

    Women

  • john

    panties:undies:

  • kojo

    in :undies:

  • Mikel

    on

  • AMANDA B.

    my

  • jen

    agenda

  • MIKE

    AT

  • Katie

    once.

  • Nikki

    However,

  • Hack

    bananas

  • gman

    sheeppoker

  • Minnie

    are

  • Mikel

    more

  • logan

    :boobs::boobs:eddible

  • logan

    :thong:shlongs:wang:

  • Fran

    Suddenly,

  • Valette

    my

  • Nikki

    left

  • Mandy

    tampon

  • Jess

    exploded

  • Jeff

    colorfully

  • Sir Osiss

    into

  • Esther

    and

  • Esther

    sprayed

  • jen

    his

  • dawn

    gonads

  • Amaruq

    pink 😈

  • Minnie

    :hurl: (Okay, sorry… that part about spraying his gonads pink with an exploded tampon made me wretch)

  • Nikki

    “Eew!”

  • tad_tad

    🙄 My attempt to put the story together. (Punctuation added)

    I knew I shouldn’t have brought my moosepants home after puckering my cranium and licking uptown hoochie, which girls had exacerbated. Dick said “Why masturbate to loud music when you fart? Could mother…Sheepdog! Devil-clowns again!” Suddenly…out of hibernation lurks the shadow, who dances with penises, stripping, fondling! “Oh! Yum! Oh, Ahoy! When suddenly my cheesegrater exploded violently, killing grandma pelicans. “Bird-flu unicycle guns?” “Viola!” “Panties! Dildo dingleberries!” “I’m lost.” “Hang on. Where are the moosepants?” shouted Akimbo lugubriously, “I’ve never had more than 50 women panties in on my agenda at once. However, bananas sheeppoker are more edible schlongs.” Suddenly, my left tampon exploded colorfully into and sprayed his gonads pink.

  • Amaruq

    That part doesn’t bother me a bit, then again, it was just a few hours ago I punched my friend in the gut and he barfed blood all over me while i was eating :wtf: and we just carried on like nohting happened…

  • mikey

    :dead:

  • Nikki

    Broken

  • Spud

    hearted

  • rust

    but

  • Amaruq

    women

  • AMANDA B.

    are

  • Nikki

    experienced

  • tinamarie

    fully 😎

  • Spud

    in

  • Santana

    :wang:punching

  • Dante

    moonbats

  • dougieace

    and

  • Cherish

    across

  • dougieace

    monkeys

  • Spud


    So far we have …

    I knew I shouldn’t have brought my moosepants home after puckering my cranium and licking uptown hoochie, which girls had exacerbated.

    [Dick] said… why masturbate ($#@!!) to loud music when you fart, could mother sheepdog devil-clowns again?

    Suddenly…. out of hibernation lurks the shadow, who dances with penises, stripping fondling! “Oh! yum Oh! Ahoy, when suddenly, my cheesegrater exploded violently killing grandma pelicans bird-flu unicycle guns.

    “Voila!” panties! Dildo dingleberries hang on, where are the moosepants?? shouted Akimbo lugubriously, I’ve never had more than fifty women panties in on my agenda at once.

    However, bananas sheeppoker are more eddible shlongs, suddenly, my left tampon exploded colorfully into and sprayed his gonads pink.

    “Eew!” Broken hearted but women are experienced fully in punching moonbats and across monkeys

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  • jules

    ,say what ?

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    Men

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    can

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    Dance:lol:

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    backwards

  • Kenn

    until

  • Vicus Scurra

    synchronistically

  • Santana

    Monkey’s fly

  • tawana

    baby daddy back to my place:???:

  • Cbatdux

    meanwhile back at the ranch….

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    SLAP!

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    DAMN!

  • Spud

    alacazam!

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    Don’t-touch-my-spam!

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    “WTF??!!!”

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    eat

  • Amaruq

    my

  • Spud

    :thong:

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    you

  • Nina

    dirty

  • Ankalon

    clown-whore.

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    Millions

  • Gordon

    try :limp:

  • Gordon

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  • tres

    exceed

  • CroneWynd

    expectations

  • Esther

    but

  • Spud

    few

  • Mandy

    cum

  • Minnie

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    Illegal

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    occurred

  • Nina

    today.

  • cody

    Helichoppers

  • Merth

    hovered

  • Mandy

    naked

  • MIKE

    Overhead

  • me

    chocolate covered

  • Kismet

    :boobs::boobs:

  • me

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    Coagulated

  • Conestogaman

    Mooseshit

  • Dante

    like

  • Birdie

    fudge.

  • baby betty

    and

  • baby betty

    corn.

  • jules

    Hopefully,

  • Spudtastic

    farting

  • eh

    contagious

  • bleh

    Motherfucker

  • Marcus

    dreams

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