Gorilla-like hair

Ever seen GLH? It’s been around for a few years, a truly frightening sign of the times. GLH is spray paint for balding heads. Nothing more. Somehow this is supposed to simulate hair follicles.

I saw a man who had used this product. How could I tell? Because even at a distance of eight feet, in low light, his bald head was clearly spray-painted black. Unevenly, I might add. The effect was that of a man who was the victim of a drunken fraternity prank.

The question to me is, what the hell does GLH really stand for? Surely it can’t stand for Good Looking Hair, because it is anything but. Tamity and I were discussing this subject and concluded the following. Tell me what you think it stands for.

  1. Gross-Looking Hair
  2. Gorilla-Like Hair
  3. Grungy, like hedgehogs
  4. Glabrous Loathsome Hirsuteness
  5. Gramineous-Looking Homonculous
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  1. tinamarie

    Shave my yeti sounds likes a euphemism, like, “My boyfriend is coming over. I need to go shave my yeti. He likes me shaved.”

  2. Ace

    Personally, I always thought the black-scalp-3-hairs look was cool, but that’s just me.
    Grow long Hair? Great Looking Hair? No, I think it stands for Groin-Like Hair?

  3. Mandy

    Groin-like hair! OMG, I just choked on a :wang:, I mean, peanut!

  4. Guys Love Hoochies?

    /hands Mandy a napkin to spit out her :wang:, I mean, nut, um, uh…..

  5. Anna

    Godawful Lousy Hair?
    Grossly Livid Humanoid?
    Gargantuan Laviscious “something”

    My personal favorite is the Comb-Over though. Sexy!! :wang::wang:

  6. Christall

    Geeky Looking Hairpaint!
    It’s the rage of our time,
    Go-ahead Look-4 Hair!
    If you dare Try jet black hair.:geek:

  7. Spud

    GLH – God Like Hair

    Hair today

    Gone tommorrow!

    Call 1900 hairball today!

    Our operators are standing by!



  8. Though I’ve heard of this product, I admit my ignorance of the acronym. I always thought “GLH” meant “Girl Love Handles” which is equally terrifying.

  9. Mandy

    Great looking hairballs! 😀

  10. Wendy

    Groin-Like Hair?? Does that make the person who wears it a :wang: head???

  11. harry faque

    “Gee, Look Honey!”

    Kojak would have never endorsed this product.

  12. Jeff

    GLH is for balding men who are optimists. They aren’t losing hair, they’re …

  13. Sara

    Looking at the GLH site makes me wonder. If it doesn’t ship overseas, why are there reviews from Cyprus and England?

  14. Because they will ship over oceans, not overseas? Dang, Cyprus… nevermind…

  15. misskitty

    :undies:G L H =Girls Love Hair ! cum on we need SOMETHING to hold onto while they’re down there:wang:

  16. Mandy

    See, I like to break my nails off in their shoulderblades. :thong:

  17. Giving Lotsof Headshine. 😀

    Ron Popeil is creepy. His lips look like raw bacon. 😕

  18. Buffy

    misskitty is right we do need something to hold on to while they’re down there :wang:besides it gives us something to do with our hands:grin:

  19. H. R. Gerrard

    Genuine Lycanthropic Hedonist is all I could come up with.(Sometimes I get ‘furrious’ for no good reason, unless somebody Moons me!)
    Here’s an insult for you:
    “I just talked with your doctor. They found the location of your wild hair. Unfortunatly it was still attached to your scalp!”

  20. Lace Valentine

    Guys Looking Hopeless…

  21. mikeB

    Grass-loving hagfish?

  22. Where is the usual photo that goes with the post? How can I guess what it means without the image to inspire me?

  23. mitch smith

    :java:What the Hell is our country coming to? Fake hair? Next you’re tell me we have an idiot for President. O right. Sorry. Carry on.

  24. betty

    Well, since he has a bald head, and has to spray paint it, it should be called “Gets Less Head” :limp::boxers::sad:

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