Category: Observations

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    Those puckish Weasley twins cast Fentwigg’s Ever-Growing Erection Spell on Harry, getting him expelled. Malfoy decides he can make a fortune selling magical strains of marijuana to the muggles. He runs a cartel of Dementors and lives in a mansion in Bogota, Columbia. Hagrid is caught in a compromising position with a hippogriff and subsequently…

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  • Overheard: Under the table edition

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  • Dog breeds I’d like to see

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  • Found in any town

    Natalie and I were discussing how every decent sized city has certain businesses with the same name, that are not franchises. No matter where you go (at least in the North American continent), you are likely to find these. Please add any I’ve missed, particularly ones outside this continent. A night club called Asylum or…

  • Your Horoscope

    As made up by Davezilla Aries: Your enthusiasm and boundless energy will be appreciated at work, especially during that important meeting. That is, until you get the church giggles and wet your pants. Taurus: Taureans prefer to take things slow and steady. Today’s continued heat-wave will see you falling asleep shortly after touching yourself to…

  • A Cinamon Tesla

    Of late I have been ordering iced black tea, mixed with lemonade at Starbucks. One day, the cashier yells to the barista, “An Arnold Palmer. Venti,” to which the barista repsonded, “What the hell is that?” “Well that’s the name of that drink. We call them that at the other store.” That got me to…

  • Note to Self, No. 6,502

    Find a way to change our appearance. This year, I was told no less than 19 times to “Have a safe 4th of July,” indicating that I somehow resemble the Latchkey, redneck children that seem to lose useful parts of their anatomy each July by securing coal mine explosives in their teeth or in the…

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  • If fruits had a class structure

    Doesn’t it seem like certain foods, fruits in particular, have a class association with them? Here’s what I mean by that: Apples: A good, standard fruit, The working man’s fruit. Apples appeal to the common man as well as to ideals, possibly owing to their dubious Biblical connections in Genesis. A damn fine fruit. Avacadoes:…