Overheard: Under the table edition

Waiter: “Well you certainly did a good job. That burrito was huge! I can’t believe you ate all of it.”
Old lady: “I’m 90, young man. I have eaten hundreds of men under the table in my time.”
Waiter: [suppressing laughter] “TMI!”

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  1. Spud

    Nothing like a groupie with no teeth…


  2. ItÒ€ℒs truly sad to see such an old man ashamed of his cannibalism. The next time he feels like eating a man, he should do it proudly on top of the table.

  3. [Comment ID #195747 will be quoted here]

    That’s called getting “gummed” :wtf:

    There must be “hundreds” of men in her neighborhood saying right now…”I think I remember her!”

  4. Reminds me of the little old lady who bought a bottle of vodka from the liquor every other day. Finally, one day, the clerk said, “M’am, forgive me for asking, but I’ve got to know, how to your hold you liquor?” She replied, “Usually by the ears.” 😳

  5. Chris S

    What restaraunt has this on the menu? I bet there is a long wait to get a reservation. Well, assuming women younger than 90 eat there. What would happen if you asked to take something home in a doggie bag?

  6. Speedy

    Who said the restaurant guest was a female. Couldn’t it have been a male :limp:

  7. Mandy

    i prefer a more discreet location, myself. :kiss:

  8. sledge

    amazing gum job done here.Hundreds ? have a problem with that .

  9. beyonduplication

    [Comment ID #195801 will be quoted here]

    first clue is “Old Lady”

  10. chainstay

    I think they should use that for a logo. Sort of like Mc D’s

  11. Bigwavdave

    [Comment ID #195802 will be quoted here]


  12. mikeB

    [Comment ID #195802 will be quoted here]

    Yes, inquiring minds want to know,

  13. Spud

    In a car, on a plane, on a train, down below, up above, it doesn’t matter when you’re in love…

  14. Exactly how big was the burrito? 😈 :wang:

  15. janet

    My secret lover called me at work, told me to take off my panties when he called to give me a two minute warning. Yes, I complied. I reciprocated and called him with a two minute warning. Discreet???

  16. TMI? I just looked that one up on Answers.com and apparently it (also) stands for “Trainable Mentally Impaired”…

  17. [Comment ID #195881 will be quoted here]

    Uh no. It means “too much information.” :wtf:

  18. Other meanings for TMI:
    Tongue Match International
    Taste Must Improve
    Teach Me Intercourse
    Touch Me Illicitly 😈 …

  19. Drusky

    [Comment ID #195931 will be quoted here]
    > πŸ˜›

  20. [Comment ID #195931 will be quoted here]

    Ah, the Tongue Match. Last time I went I sprained my tongue. Fortunately, it’s all better now. πŸ˜›

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