Category: Observations
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Note to Self, No. 6,619
In retrospect it was probably not the best idea to eat Blair’s Death Rain XXX Hot Habanero Chips minutes before a meeting with the executives.
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Oops, the maid cleaned up
So things may not be in the same place you left them last night. But you know, things got a little crazy with you last night. We’ve never done it like that before. I hope you still respect me. By the way, you left your socks on my bed.
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Shut happens
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Ameriker
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2008 New Years Resolutions
Longtime readers know that the every year I post my resolutions and ask for yours. I like to make mine easily achievable. You know, aim low and finish the year having achieved all of them. I resolve not to smear jelly on the face of my enemies. I resolve not to run naked through the…
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And furthermore… Part II
After the chair debacle, Liz and I sat down in chairs from polite persons of less than great intelligence. An hour or so later, we saw someone else approach the rude genius from Channel 4. A portly woman, dressed rather like a peasant or Renaissance Festival employee. Being somewhat large, she was possessed of—to put…
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And furthermore… Part I
I really need to take a camera with me every time I have coffee with my friend Liz. We see the best freaks. Tonight topped them. Ever go to a coffeehouse, it’s really crowded so you find an empty table with not enough chairs? Then you hunt around to see if anyone isn’t using all…
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Last minute gift ideas
$38 bottled water Stretchmarks Mutant Kewpie Dolls Trouble Some hot new fashions, via Michelle Kwajafa A monobrow A Toilet Headrest, via the other Michelle Crow’s feet wrinkles A steel wool Christmas scultpture What last minute gift ideas do you have? viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy…
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Complete this sentence, #41
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Worst ringtones ever
Car alarm going off Hyenas fighting over bones Blender full of silverware Angry baby Chiropractor adjusting a spine Dentist’s drill Nails on chalkboard Garbage disposal with a spoon in it Air horn Celine Dion What do you tihnk the worst ringtone would be? With suggestions from Natalie, Jason, Liz B. And Lynette R. viagra free…
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Words mangled by last night’s waitress
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Worst “Secret Santa†gifts
Longtime reader Marcus recently told me of the worst “Secret Santa†gift he ever received: â€I once received a black beaded woman’s handbag. I guess they were thinking a woman would get the gift.†I have never had much luck one way or the other in those. I’ve only been in three. The first time…
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