Category: Observations

  • Blogging Tips for Beginners

    A lot of people write me and ask me how to make their blog as ground-shakingly popular like this one. Are there any magic formulas for winning blog content? You bet there are! Here are some simple Google searches to perform that will give you content for years to come. Simply combine two words that…

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  • Ad Placement FAIL

    In advertising, location is everything Via April Winchell

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  • Friday Saturday Question

    Apologies for the few posts of late. I am traveling so much that I rarely get quality Inter Webs time anymore. What’s your most most embarrassing moment? C’mon. Out with it.

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  • Unusual Uses for Hot Towels

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    If you sit in first class on a Delta or Northwest flight, you will be given a hot towel shortly before a meal is served. I was always told that hot towels were to cleanse the hands prior to eating. Other people I have sat next to on various flights have had different ideas on…

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  • More people we can safely dislike #20

    Kids that dropped out of school because, “My teachah’s ignernt.” Clowns. Always clowns. Douchebags that tell their girlfriends they can’t hang out with their guy friends, but they of course can continue to hang out with their ex-girlfriends. People with shit taste in films who insist that despite the critics, despite what my friends have…

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  • Friday Question #12

      Have you ever blamed the dog?  

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  • Friday Question #11

    So if you’ve followed my Twiiter, Flickr or Facebook posts, you’ve by now heard that Lizz and I are the proud owners of a 30′ sailboat. So one thing that everyone keeps asking us is what we will name the boat? On Tuesday night I had this conversation: HIM: “You gonna name your boat something…

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  • Friday Question #10

      Have you ever talked to someone whose gender you could not identify, even after a lengthy conversation?  

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  • Physical Benefits of Jobs I’ve Held

    Also known as “Why I hate 4AM” Paperboy: Over-developed left shoulder, crooked spine, ink-stained fingers, anxiety from waking up at 4AM to deliver papers Tropical Fish Store Clerk: Over-developed shoulders from carrying water buckets, wrinkled fingertips, permanently soaked Adidas, anxiety from staying up till 4AM checking pH levels of marine tanks Waiter: Over-developed left shoulder…

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  • TOASTER FAIL

    I was all excited to have this multigrain bread till I realized it was 3″ wider than the toaster slots. Epic fail.

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  • Friday Question #9

      Do you have a friend like this?

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  • Friday Question #8

      What’s the worst thing you’ve been given to eat at work?  

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