So if you’ve followed my Twiiter, Flickr or Facebook posts, you’ve by now heard that Lizz and I are the proud owners of a 30′ sailboat. So one thing that everyone keeps asking us is what we will name the boat?
On Tuesday night I had this conversation:
HIM: “You gonna name your boat something cool like Sea Fag?”
HIM: “Well I would.”
What Should We Name Our New Boat?
Well, since “Patience” is taken… Wait a minute! That boat wasn’t YOURS, was it? 😛
Caddyshack comes to mind. How about “The Flying Wasp”? 😀
The Naughty Lust
(make Jules Verne proud)
My Other Boat’s a Schooner
No Canadian Pharmacopeia Aboard, Honestly.
My AIG Bonus
Port Out, Starboard Home.
The Brest Bay Innuendo
To Sandusky and Beyond!
The Fuck Yeah
Road Trip, Pt II
S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together
[quote comment=”629337″]Well, since “Patience” is taken… Wait a minute! That boat wasn’t YOURS, was it? 😛
Oh hells no! This is ours.
An Air of Serenity
-how ’bout “quest”. hee hee.
-given all the zilla girls and their glorious gifts how about “the golden hind”
-i can haz wavez
-i still love “the sea piglet”.
-in oakville there is a boat in the harbor called the wendy b. i would much prefer to glide through the surf on the annie b!
-big wave dave would be the obvious choice
Knot So Fast
I Can Haz Boat!
Recession, My Ass
S.U.Y.T show us your tits
The Naughty Avatar
LOLZ TEH WAVEZ
Surf the Net
The “We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat” Boat
The :wang: and :boob: :boob: ‘s
the livin’ bejeezuz
the wet spotter
passing the wind
the ethel merman
attack a tack
l. ron hubbard’s rubba a dub dubbard
the love mussel
the cindy bin
“The Lizzilla” made me laugh.
Of course Big Wave Dave does have a certain je ne sais quios, but that being said, how about LIZZILLA?
Myot (my yacht)
The Thrilla from the Zilla
lizzil is a palindrome….in the hizzil fo shizzil ma nizzil
I knew someone who had a rabbit name Furfag
[quote comment=”629396″]”The Lizzilla” made me laugh.[/quote]
I knew I read that somewhere!
2. I can haz bote?
3. Zilla Girl (’cause boats are alway fems, right?)
–Unless Liz feels left out, then:
these were popular back in my day; The Seven Year Itch; My Midlife Crisis; My Child’s College Fund.
Dave, my 5 year old daughter suggested “Marshmallowy”.
I however am in favor of “Lizzilla” and “Boatzilla”.
And Liz, I saw once a boat named “HER frickin BOAT” and well I think that was the BEST name ever for a boat.
And I must not forget my 14 year olds suggestion of “Sex E Tyme”
And my husband just threw into the mix the “SS LOL”
ooo how about “733t b0at” or the “SS ROFL Boat”
The “I got nothin'”
The “Pas d’elle heureux ça nous”
The “I CAN HAZ SALE BOOT”
The “Natalie” — oops
The “Vessel Unrelated to Toho, its Products or Services”
The “My Other Boat Sunk”
The “Drydock Killer”
The “Great Lake Mussel”
The “How About a Nice Steaming Cup of STFU”
The “The Boat Formerly Known As PATIENCE”
The “Jakob Nielsen”
The “CEILING CAT IZ WATCHIN U SALE”
The “Escape From Royal Oak”
The “Filthy Comment”
ok, brain empty now. must have cracker and coffee.
Hi, my name is Boat.
Crack Got Me This Far
blow me -(my sails have gone limp)
wet and on top
I suppose there will be no new posts this weekend…gone sailing!
Inspiration has hit me again:
The “Lake St Clair Eclair”
The “I’m Not a Smuggler”
The “Which Way to the Water (WWW)”
The “Google Boat”
The “Meta Tag Tug”
The “Zeldman Eat Your Heart Out”
The “a href=index.html” *it’s an anchor, get it?
The “Cascading Sail Sheets”
The “Client Wanted It Bigger”
Well, off to moderation hell with this one, I’m sure…
OOOOH! One more,
The “Edmund Fitzgerald”
My AIG Bonus
My Effing Boat
Wish You Were Me
This Space For Rent
What I Do In My Spare Time
[quote comment=”629426″]DAS BOOT[/quote]
Gosh – I can’t seem to think of a suggestion! 😛
But I do like the “I can has baot” concept. 😆
Or you can go for the semi-conventional, like naming it Fluffy, Sinker, Reef Finder or Buoy.
Or perhaps a good, old-fashioned S.S. WHEEEEE!
HMS Pinafore? :thong: :kiss: (Somewhat appropriate, non? :P)
Okay – peanut gallery’s shutting up now. 😀
Have fun sailing!!
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