So if you’ve followed my Twiiter, Flickr or Facebook posts, you’ve by now heard that Lizz and I are the proud owners of a 30′ sailboat. So one thing that everyone keeps asking us is what we will name the boat?

On Tuesday night I had this conversation:
HIM: “You gonna name your boat something cool like Sea Fag?”
ME: [cough]
HIM: “Well I would.”

What Should We Name Our New Boat?


43 thoughts on “Friday Question #11

  1. Well, since “Patience” is taken… Wait a minute! That boat wasn’t YOURS, was it? πŸ˜›

    Caddyshack comes to mind. How about “The Flying Wasp”? πŸ˜€

  2. The Naughty Lust
    (make Jules Verne proud)


    My Other Boat’s a Schooner

    No Canadian Pharmacopeia Aboard, Honestly.

    Jihad Mothership

    My AIG Bonus

    Port Out, Starboard Home.

    The Brest Bay Innuendo

    To Sandusky and Beyond!

  3. The Fuck Yeah

    Caption Time

    Freak Alert

    Road Trip, Pt II

    Saturday’s Answer

    The Lizzilla


    SS Minnow

    My Dingh-A-Lingh

  4. [quote comment=”629337″]Well, since “Patience” is taken… Wait a minute! That boat wasn’t YOURS, was it? πŸ˜›
    Oh hells no! This is ours.

  5. -how ’bout “quest”. hee hee.
    -given all the zilla girls and their glorious gifts how about “the golden hind”
    -i can haz wavez
    -i still love “the sea piglet”.
    -in oakville there is a boat in the harbor called the wendy b. i would much prefer to glide through the surf on the annie b!
    -big wave dave would be the obvious choice

  6. The Naughty Avatar


    Surf the Net

    The “We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat” Boat

    The :wang: and :boob: :boob: ‘s

  7. the livin’ bejeezuz
    the wet spotter
    passing the wind
    the ethel merman
    attack a tack
    starbuck freakship
    l. ron hubbard’s rubba a dub dubbard
    the love mussel
    the cindy bin
    stitchy mcyarntrunks
    poopship destroyer

  8. Of course Big Wave Dave does have a certain je ne sais quios, but that being said, how about LIZZILLA?

  9. [quote comment=”629396″]”The Lizzilla” made me laugh.[/quote]
    I knew I read that somewhere!

  10. My pics:
    1. Boatzilla
    2. I can haz bote?
    3. Zilla Girl (’cause boats are alway fems, right?)
    –Unless Liz feels left out, then:
    4. Lizzilla

    these were popular back in my day; The Seven Year Itch; My Midlife Crisis; My Child’s College Fund.

  11. Dave, my 5 year old daughter suggested “Marshmallowy”.

    I however am in favor of “Lizzilla” and “Boatzilla”.

    And Liz, I saw once a boat named “HER frickin BOAT” and well I think that was the BEST name ever for a boat.

    And I must not forget my 14 year olds suggestion of “Sex E Tyme”

    And my husband just threw into the mix the “SS LOL”

  12. The “I got nothin'”
    The “Pas d’elle heureux Γ§a nous”
    The “Thong”
    The “Natalie” — oops
    The “Vessel Unrelated to Toho, its Products or Services”
    The “FTW”
    The “My Other Boat Sunk”
    The “Drydock Killer”
    The “Great Lake Mussel”
    The “How About a Nice Steaming Cup of STFU”
    The “The Boat Formerly Known As PATIENCE”
    The “Jakob Nielsen”
    The “Escape From Royal Oak”
    The “Filthy Comment”

    ok, brain empty now. must have cracker and coffee.

  13. Inspiration has hit me again:

    The “Lake St Clair Eclair”
    The “I’m Not a Smuggler”
    The “Which Way to the Water (WWW)”
    The “Google Boat”
    The “include(‘paycheck’);”
    The “Meta Tag Tug”
    The “Zeldman Eat Your Heart Out”
    The “a href=index.html” *it’s an anchor, get it?
    The “Cascading Sail Sheets”
    The “Client Wanted It Bigger”

    Well, off to moderation hell with this one, I’m sure…

  14. My Effing Boat
    Wish You Were Me
    This Space For Rent
    What I Do In My Spare Time
    Chick Magnet

  15. Um….
    Gosh – I can’t seem to think of a suggestion! πŸ˜›
    But I do like the “I can has baot” concept. πŸ˜†

    Or you can go for the semi-conventional, like naming it Fluffy, Sinker, Reef Finder or Buoy.
    Or perhaps a good, old-fashioned S.S. WHEEEEE!
    Ariel’s Demise?
    HMS Pinafore? :thong: :kiss: (Somewhat appropriate, non? :P)

    Okay – peanut gallery’s shutting up now. πŸ˜€
    Have fun sailing!!

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