Friday Question #11

So if you’ve followed my Twiiter, Flickr or Facebook posts, you’ve by now heard that Lizz and I are the proud owners of a 30′ sailboat. So one thing that everyone keeps asking us is what we will name the boat?

On Tuesday night I had this conversation:
HIM: “You gonna name your boat something cool like Sea Fag?”
ME: [cough]
HIM: “Well I would.”

What Should We Name Our New Boat?

 

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  • Sammy

    The Zilla!!
    Sounds cool!

  • Drusky

    Well, since “Patience” is taken… Wait a minute! That boat wasn’t YOURS, was it? πŸ˜›

    Caddyshack comes to mind. How about “The Flying Wasp”? πŸ˜€

  • Bear

    Sea Blog…perfect

  • Pandora

    Badonkadonk πŸ˜•

  • Lung the Younger

    The Naughty Lust
    (make Jules Verne proud)

    Bob

    My Other Boat’s a Schooner

    No Canadian Pharmacopeia Aboard, Honestly.

    Jihad Mothership

    My AIG Bonus

    Port Out, Starboard Home.

    The Brest Bay Innuendo

    To Sandusky and Beyond!

  • StevieC

    The Fuck Yeah

    Caption Time

    Freak Alert

    Road Trip, Pt II

    Saturday’s Answer

    The Lizzilla

    Waterblogged

    SS Minnow

    My Dingh-A-Lingh

  • Ugly Toy

    S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together

  • Spud

    Far Cough

  • Davezilla

    [quote comment=”629337″]Well, since “Patience” is taken… Wait a minute! That boat wasn’t YOURS, was it? πŸ˜›
    [/quote]
    Oh hells no! This is ours.

  • cbatdux

    Land Ho’

  • Patrick

    Doing Fine
    Tax Deduction
    Word Whore
    ‘net Proceeds
    An Air of Serenity

  • Me

    WTF?

  • junkman

    -how ’bout “quest”. hee hee.
    -given all the zilla girls and their glorious gifts how about “the golden hind”
    -i can haz wavez
    -i still love “the sea piglet”.
    -in oakville there is a boat in the harbor called the wendy b. i would much prefer to glide through the surf on the annie b!
    -big wave dave would be the obvious choice

  • AnnieB

    Social This!

    Knot So Fast

  • AnnieB

    :kiss: junkman

  • freckleface

    I Can Haz Boat!

    Recession, My Ass

    Boatzilla

  • fruf

    S.U.Y.T show us your tits
    Sailzilla
    Sail this
    Holy Crap
    lakezilla

  • Meagan

    The Naughty Avatar

    LOLZ TEH WAVEZ

    Surf the Net

    The “We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat” Boat

    The :wang: and :boob: :boob: ‘s

  • junkman

    the livin’ bejeezuz
    the wet spotter
    passing the wind
    the ethel merman
    attack a tack
    starbuck freakship
    l. ron hubbard’s rubba a dub dubbard
    the love mussel
    cornbot
    the cindy bin
    stitchy mcyarntrunks
    poopship destroyer

  • nina

    Titanic 2

  • Mand Fish

    “The Lizzilla” made me laugh.

  • Bigwavdave

    Of course Big Wave Dave does have a certain je ne sais quios, but that being said, how about LIZZILLA?

  • DaPopster

    Mungzilla

  • Margaret

    Myot (my yacht)
    The Thrilla from the Zilla

  • junkman

    lizzil is a palindrome….in the hizzil fo shizzil ma nizzil

  • Tammy

    I knew someone who had a rabbit name Furfag

  • AlexBallew

    Mandyfish!

  • Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”629396″]”The Lizzilla” made me laugh.[/quote]
    I knew I read that somewhere!

  • Lounge Puppy

    My pics:
    1. Boatzilla
    2. I can haz bote?
    3. Zilla Girl (’cause boats are alway fems, right?)
    –Unless Liz feels left out, then:
    4. Lizzilla

    these were popular back in my day; The Seven Year Itch; My Midlife Crisis; My Child’s College Fund.

  • Dragonhose

    Qwecherbichon

  • Mommielicious a.k.a. Niki

    Dave, my 5 year old daughter suggested “Marshmallowy”.

    I however am in favor of “Lizzilla” and “Boatzilla”.

    And Liz, I saw once a boat named “HER frickin BOAT” and well I think that was the BEST name ever for a boat.

    And I must not forget my 14 year olds suggestion of “Sex E Tyme”

    And my husband just threw into the mix the “SS LOL”

  • Mommielicious a.k.a. Niki

    ooo how about “733t b0at” or the “SS ROFL Boat”

  • Bigwavdave

    DAS BOOT

  • rust

    The “I got nothin'”
    The “Pas d’elle heureux Γ§a nous”
    The “Thong”
    The “I CAN HAZ SALE BOOT”
    The “Natalie” — oops
    The “Vessel Unrelated to Toho, its Products or Services”
    The “FTW”
    The “My Other Boat Sunk”
    The “Drydock Killer”
    The “Great Lake Mussel”
    The “How About a Nice Steaming Cup of STFU”
    The “The Boat Formerly Known As PATIENCE”
    The “Jakob Nielsen”
    The “CEILING CAT IZ WATCHIN U SALE”
    The “Escape From Royal Oak”
    The “Filthy Comment”

    ok, brain empty now. must have cracker and coffee.

  • Swankboy

    Hi, my name is Boat.

    Crack Got Me This Far

  • Mike

    blow me -(my sails have gone limp)
    love vessel
    tuna skoona
    wet and on top
    floatation
    breakin wind

  • Bigwavdave

    I suppose there will be no new posts this weekend…gone sailing!

  • rust

    Inspiration has hit me again:

    The “Lake St Clair Eclair”
    The “I’m Not a Smuggler”
    The “Which Way to the Water (WWW)”
    The “Google Boat”
    The “include(‘paycheck’);”
    The “Meta Tag Tug”
    The “Zeldman Eat Your Heart Out”
    The “a href=index.html” *it’s an anchor, get it?
    The “Cascading Sail Sheets”
    The “Client Wanted It Bigger”

    Well, off to moderation hell with this one, I’m sure…

  • rust

    OOOOH! One more,

    The “Edmund Fitzgerald”

  • Mandy

    [quote comment=”629353″]
    My AIG Bonus
    [/quote]
    winner!!!! :kiss:

  • tinamarie

    My Effing Boat
    Wish You Were Me
    This Space For Rent
    What I Do In My Spare Time
    Chick Magnet

  • Me

    [quote comment=”629426″]DAS BOOT[/quote]
    The Bed?

  • Failboat 9000

    Um….
    well….
    Gosh – I can’t seem to think of a suggestion! πŸ˜›
    But I do like the “I can has baot” concept. πŸ˜†

    Or you can go for the semi-conventional, like naming it Fluffy, Sinker, Reef Finder or Buoy.
    Or perhaps a good, old-fashioned S.S. WHEEEEE!
    Ariel’s Demise?
    HMS Pinafore? :thong: :kiss: (Somewhat appropriate, non? :P)

    Okay – peanut gallery’s shutting up now. πŸ˜€
    Have fun sailing!!

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