Year: 2009
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Friday Question #3
If you could have a soundtrack play whenever you entered a room, what would it be?
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Bye-bye, sumbitch
Bush leaves the Oval Office today and in completely unrelated news, a feces-throwing monkey is on the loose.
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I shit you not
I travel for work a lot and my kittens have not been too happy about it. Last night, I figured I would make it up to them. I gave them catnip, brushed them, played with them for nearly two hours and told them they could sleep on the bed with me. The older one (Z)…
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Things I Learned from Movies, Serial Killers
What have you learned about serial killers?
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FridaySaturday Question #2A day late, but I did post yesterday. If it was any bigger, would it break the bank? And here’s another question from Mandy (Locke, not MandyFish). “the girls who read your blog self-refer to ourselves as zilla girls. i never hear the boys call themselves zilla boys. i have a suggestion. since we’re…
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How to sit through an all-day meeting
8:00AM: Listen attentively. Take fastidious notes that would put a science reporter to shame. 9:00AM: Tap chin with pen while slightly lifting brows to appear highly engrossed. 10:00AM: Take a relaxed sidelong glance at the clock for no reason. Notice a thirst developing. 10:15AM: Finally let out for a 15 minute break. Crack a joke…
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