Year: 2008
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The reason for the high gas prices
So I came across a very interesting post on a forum recently. I defy you to make sense of it.
“The reason for the high gas prices is to force people not to travel very much and stay in their locale. Due to the fact that the Purebred Reptilian race that lives in the hollow part of the earth are trying to come to the surface. The 13 Bloodlines that rule this earth and are each given section of continents of Earth to rule over are scared of their own people the Pure Bred Reptilians who are pissed off at the 13 bloodlines failure to capture this planet for the Draco Empire. Mainly in the news mine collapses and always fires out in the California and the western area to keep people from seeing these creatures as they come to the surface. Their have also been Caves closed to the Public due to their entryway into the hollow earth area where the Purebred Reptilains been seen and their have been many battles underground by these Purebreds trying to get to the surface to take immediate control. Chemtrails are also being used to target these Purebreds genetics and eliminate them.
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Origin of the word dickhead
Image via David Dunlap Please try to update your avatars. I did something on the backend that I hope will help.
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I can take a hint
The first day of the redesign, so many of you wrote to me with compliments that I was really happy I’d done it. Since then, I’ve had several complaints from more readers about several aspects of the site, primarily being able to see the entire post on the homepage and how many comments there were. So I am giving in and going back to the old layout, but with some back-end tweaks to make things better.
On another note, please excuse my absences lately. I’ve been diagnosed with colon cancer and have been in the hospital a bit. I’ve decided recently to chronicle the experiences here, but rather than depress you all (and myself) I will be writing them with the same silliness as anything else. For those of you who knew what was going on, thank you so much for the well wishes; my tests came out clean today. No polyps, so I won’t be needing surgery (yet).UPDATE:
You can finally search everything on this site. Before, the search only looked up posts, but not the comments, Link or Videos of the Day, etc. Now it all shows up! I know a lot of you have been requesting this and frankly, I am surprised it is not the default search on WordPress. Enjoy! -
Sarah Marshall? Forgotten. Big Giant Geek Penis? Sadly, Never.
So a few of my friends saw the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall awhile ago and said that it was really, really funny. How could it not be, especially since it was penned by the same guys that did 40 Year Old Virgin (which was the only Steve Carrell movie until Get Smart that I will admit exists) and Superbad. These are some seriously witty, comedic films that manage to mix it up in terms of pacing. You don’t feel like you should be laughing your ass off all the time, and you aren’t checking your watch going ‘When the hell was the last time I laughed?’
They also warned me about Geek Penis.
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Art is fun!
Spotted this art aficionado at the Detroit Institute of Arts where he was clearly overwhelmed by the majesty of it all
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Caption Time #246
Caption Time #246
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