Because I know Yubiwaza!


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16 responses to “Because I know Yubiwaza!”

  1. Cobe Avatar
    Cobe

    I could paralyze her with one finger too. She might like it.

    Grasshopper

  2. Meagan Avatar

    Oh yeah? Well, I know Chuck Norris. Beat that! 😛

  3. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    just what we need….more fucking non-facts legitimized by pretty japanese wives.

  4. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    btw isn’t that betty page? are we sure yubiwaza is the master? meagan?

  5. patrick Avatar
    patrick

    I can paralyze a pretty 98 lb. Japanese wife with just one finger. I am a Batur Master. Call me Master Batur.
    I can also cause a Zillagirl to thrash about wildly with only my tongue using my ancient language skills. I am fluent in the lingus cunni.

  6. StevieC Avatar

    Yubiwaza must be Japanese for Zillagirl

  7. Mandy Fish Avatar

    Yeah, that’s what Dave’s doctor said.

  8. pablo Avatar

    yubiwaza – verb – the ancient art of pulling your finger out of your ass and sticking it in someone’s eye.

    Do you think Yoshie knew what NJ was a master of before she married him?

  9. puma Avatar
    puma

    I can’t seem to remember what that was.

  10. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    Big deal! Sarah Palin can paralyze 14 yubiwaza masters with one arm tied behind
    her back while kicking Ann Coulter’s ass at the same time, a feat heretofore
    accomplished only by AnnieB, Zillagirl extraordinaire. :kiss: 😛 :knickers: :wang:

  11. StevieC Avatar

    I think I ordered the yubiwaza once as an appetizer.

    What can I say? I like finger foods.

  12. bluebonneville Avatar
    bluebonneville

    Looks like Fleming got fingered, is that like Freddy Got Fingered ? What newspaper or magazine did that ad come from and what year ? 😯

  13. sexyjamie Avatar
    sexyjamie

    I do beleive I want her to be my next lesbian encounter, cause if she can do that with her finger I want to know what she can do with her tounge!! But only if while I am pleasuring her she screams ME SO HORNY, ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!!

  14. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    [quote comment=”410857″]Yeah, that’s what Dave’s doctor said.[/quote]
    I knew there was a connection here, but I couldn’t put my ‘finger’ on it…

    Sounds like a really bad martial arts movie: “Rubber Covered Fingers of Fury”… :dead:

  15. Lung the Younger Avatar

    For clying out roud! How many fingers you need to fire a can of mace!?

  16. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Sounds like something you have with soy sauce.

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