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  • Nicolette

    He looks like he has his sun glasses on upside down and is eating a pudding cup! Hoo boy… that’s what I call sexy! :puke:

  • Flash Gordon

    Woody Harrelson preparing to hit on a zillagirl.
    “You could see him arrive
    Every mornin’ at the mine
    He stood seven foot five
    And weighed three-eighty-nine
    Sorta broad at the shoulders
    And narrow at the hip,
    And ever’body knowed
    You didn’t give no shit to
    Big John. Big Bad John.

    :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

  • Brooklyn R.

    Leanin’ back, all cool. I wish my douchebaggary skills were up to par so I could stand next to him and make a douchewich! 😎 — 😎

  • Spud

    Ah the joys of long distance rail travel!

  • Meagan

    “Hey baby, I see you sleeping there. Want some of my yogurt?” :wang: 😎

  • rust

    That’s not rail travel. IT’S A BUS! Real classy like!

  • DaPopster

    If this guy is trolling for poon, all he’s gonna come home with is Mary Palm, “cause the 5 sisters, as with all other fenales, will get turned off by his “cool hipness” ………………. :puke:

  • StevieC

    Now that’s sexy with a capital :puke:

  • chainstay

    Now, now, now. I think him and the NOT a Zilla Girl would make a splendid couple. Oh the humanity! Think of the children!

  • AnnieB

    This guy obviously has natural sleep inducing capabilities… just think of the money you’d save on Ambien.

  • AnnieB

    I’m in moderation AGAIN!

    You know Dave, you should use moderation when using moderation…

    All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back. All I want for Christmas is my 😛 icon back.

    I don’t like this one. 😛 Really.

  • cornbot

    [quote comment=”559240″]Now, now, now. I think him and the NOT a Zilla Girl would make a splendid couple. Oh the humanity! Think of the children![/quote]
    God forbid either one be allowed to reproduce. I don’t dare think of the children, my mind cannot grasp such a concept 😈

  • Grim

    the dunkof needs to choke on his yogurt and go sit with his wife who is cheating on him with the UPS guy cause he’s always :limp: when the time is right makes me wana :puke: i feel so bad for his wife

  • junkman

    is that the outline of a vagina in his pants? :geek:

  • Bec

    I hope they hit a sharp left and the douchebag gets a face full of a 50 lb. bag sliding off the carry on shelf…oh, and then his to-go pudding cup gets all over his pants and he truly looks like the bag he is! lol
    😆

  • AnnieB

    [quote comment=”561402″]is that the outline of a vagina in his pants? :geek:[/quote]

    Ewww junkman, you made me look… sometimes close scrutiny can be a bad thing. 😯

  • StevieC

    Betya $20 that he’s a science student (see Link of the Day)

  • Lung the Younger

    The difference between the douchebag and what he’s eating?
    You might find a a tiny bit of culture in the yogurt.

  • Rufnkdnme

    Michael Anthony Hall from 16 Candles grows up.

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