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  • Meagan

    Great. Now I need to wash my eyes out before I go to bed. :wtf: :puke:

  • Mandy

    is this your way of telling us you’re not buying us anything nice for xmas, dave? :dead:

  • misterarthur

    Does this have something to do with the conservation of mass? Actually, I think the guy’s seeing if he won an instant new pants card from the Michigan Lottery.

  • Phoenix1313

    Is that ass or back fat??? :puke:

  • Russ

    I think Mandy makes a much better plummer!

  • cbatdux

    He’s buying slim jims. I know it.

  • Swankboy

    “Crack isn’t just for crackers any more.”

  • Bear

    surprised by his girlfriend’s husband, he grabbed the wrong pants when he went out the window…yeah she is also large but much shorter

  • Garkitty

    :puke: OMG Crack Kills!!!!!!! 😳

  • Lung the Younger

    I really hope that there’s not another short-sighted customer with a swipe card around.

  • StevieC

    The male version of the garter jeans.

  • blips

    Sagging jeans are all the rage….too bad he didn’t think to put boxers on!

    “I haven’t gained weight! Why, I still wear the same size jeans I wore in kindergarten!”

  • fruf

    hmm I must buy a ham before Christmas
    If they are that far in the back ,where are they in the front ?
    I’ve got to go and wash out my mind

  • tony

    Ok Dave!!!! Now none of us need play the lottery Today!!!!! Thanks!!!! ❓

  • Timm

    This is your ass.

    This is turbaconducken.

    This is your ass on turbaconducken.

  • AnnieB

    [quote comment=”576855″]The male version of the garter jeans.[/quote]

    StevieC, her
    “cheeky” is looking really good now in comparison with King Kong’s…

    @ fruf… I’m with you, I shudder to think what the front might look like.

    @ Lung… LOL! πŸ˜›

  • Patrick

    See, that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you. That’s what happens when you try to stuff twelve pounds of flour in a three pound bag. BUY SOME BIGGER JEANS YOU FAT BASTARD! I’ll take up a collection to start you off. Here’s $5.00 worth of grow the fuck up.

  • StevieC

    Buttcrackin has pretty much killed my appetite for turduckin.

  • Rebekca

    [quote comment=”576855″]The male version of the garter jeans.[/quote]
    Nice call StevieC!

  • Rebekca

    “Does it feel a little breezy in here, or did I forget to pull up my pants again?” “Darn it all it’s my pants again.” πŸ˜₯ :puke: :wtf: πŸ˜₯

    Bleaching your eyes does work!!!!

  • chainstay

    I’m too sexy for my jeans, too sexy for my jeans, too sexy!”

  • Don

    Hey it’s Joe the plumber buying some lipstick for a pig

  • Drusky

    Doesn’t the commercial for AM/PM say: “Too Much Good Stuff”…? :puke:

  • Drusky

    [quote comment=”577161″][quote comment=”576855″]The male version of the garter jeans.[/quote]

    StevieC, her
    “cheeky” is looking really good now in comparison with King Kong’s…

    @ fruf… I’m with you, I shudder to think what the front might look like.

    @ Lung… LOL!

    :P[/quote]

    Except she cut hers up to get there. All he did is clench… ❗

  • Sherri

    I think he’s smuggling a large breasted woman back there – what a cleavage!! :wtf:

  • The Manticore

    ahhh. a typical Speedway customer.

  • cbatdux

    [quote comment=”577126″]This is your ass.

    This is turbaconducken.

    This is your ass on turbaconducken.[/quote]
    Winnah!

  • Spud

    So, if this guys farts, what’s stopping the egress of gas?

    Give up?

    Nothing.

    :dead:

  • StevieC

    Merry Crackmas everyone!

  • AlexBallew

    And we wonder why some cities wan tto ban low riding jeans in public. I bet he has a small dick too.

  • Avalon

    I think he would flinch if you shot him with rock salt. Ready, Aim, Fire!!!

  • Avalon

    Maybe he thinks he’s at the walk in clinic and is waiting for his weekly shot of penicillin

  • Yankeerose32

    [quote comment=”578839″]And we wonder why some cities wan tto ban low riding jeans in public. I bet he has a small dick too.[/quote]
    LOL……I actually found somewhere………I an not really sure where, but for every 20lbs a guy is overweight, his “equipment” gets an inch shorter. I gotta Wonder…………..does this guy even have one left???? I bet he can’t find it!!!

  • Dragonhose

    Hurry up you fuckin bitch, I need my twinkies and beef jerky, I’m gettin weak!!!

  • LittleMissMeep

    This is the last shot of the wreckage that ensued after Mr. Big’s last living cousin leaned down on the counter. Survivors of the wreckage swore they’d felt an earthquake approaching… πŸ‘Ώ πŸ˜›

  • robot

    H. O. T.

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