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By Davezilla 30 June, 2007Uncategorized47 Comments

If fruits had a class structure

By Davezilla 29 June, 2007Observations29 Comments

Doesn't it seem like certain foods, fruits in particular, have a class association with them? Here's what I mean by that: Apples: A good, standard fruit, The working man's fruit. Apples appeal to the common man as well as to ideals, possibly owing to their dubious Biblical connections in Genesis. A damn fine fruit. Avacadoes: A total chick fruit. Avacadoes can only be eaten by males if hidden under the manly name "guacamole". Otherwise, this fruit just screams middle class estrogen. Bananas: The poor banana. Relegated to a lower class existence of crude, frat boy jokes and slapstick humor. Kumquats:…

There’s a story here waiting to be written…

By Davezilla 28 June, 2007Uncategorized34 Comments

Translation exercise

By Davezilla 27 June, 2007Observations39 Comments

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Caption Time #184

By Davezilla 26 June, 2007Caption Time54 Comments

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Things to yell when some idiot is using their cell phone in the restroom

By Davezilla 24 June, 2007Observations53 Comments

"Is that your wife? Does she know you've been sacked?" "Oh yeah, baby! Do it to me like you did in prison. That's it! Right there." "Hey, get off that phone! We got more work to do. This bank ain't gonna rob itself!" "Dude is that, my wife's lingerie you're wearing?" "Oh my God! You just peed on my carpet! What is wrong with you?" "Go ahead and call! This changes nothing! You're still going to jail." "Don't ignore me, you son of a bitch. Get off dat phone. Vinnie wants his money now!" "Hey! You're on in 5. Quit…

How I plan 2 destroy the world

By Davezilla 22 June, 2007Observations63 Comments

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Things You Never Want to Hear Your Doctor Say

By Davezilla 21 June, 2007Observations45 Comments

Well, would ya look at that! Uh oh, that is not supposed to happen. Christ, better get out the book. Does this hurt? No? That doesn't hurt. You're kidding, I hit it with a hammer. Have the folks at Guinness Book of World Records been in touch? They probably have a section for … these sort of things Normally that wouldn't have claws or tendrils… I'd normally say I have bad news for you, but this is actually rather funny… We've been looking at your X-Rays and … well, we can't tell which side is up Well, we usually only…

The day I realized Santa was fake

By Davezilla 20 June, 2007Observations51 Comments

It was Christmas Eve and I was five years old. Me: "Mom?" Mom: "Yes, honey?" Me: "This package says it's from Santa." Mom: "It is! What did you ask him for?" Me: "I don't know. But it looks like your writing." Mom: "Uhhh, yes he asked me to write it for him." Me: "Hmph." Christmas Day Me: "Mom?" Mom: "Yes, honey?" Me: "If this package is from Santa, how come it says Mattel on the box?" Mom: "…" Mom: "Look, just don't tell your sisters."viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra…

Caption Time #183

By Davezilla 19 June, 2007Caption Time54 Comments

Canadians have a different approach to Green Living

By Davezilla 17 June, 2007Uncategorized61 Comments

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