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Blogger bumper stickers I’d like to see

By Davezilla 23 February, 2005Uncategorized26 Comments

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By Davezilla 22 February, 2005Observations23 Comments

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Just a thought

By Davezilla 21 February, 2005Observations20 Comments

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By Davezilla 20 February, 2005Observations25 Comments

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By Davezilla 19 February, 2005Observations19 Comments

An elementary school class started a class project to make a planter to take home to their parents. They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants. The students were given green ware pottery planters in the shape of a clown, which they painted with glaze. The clown planters were professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun. They planted cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely but unfortunately the children were not allowed to take…

A day in the life of God

By Davezilla 18 February, 2005Observations21 Comments

4:30 AM Alarm goes off. Hit snooze twice. 4:48 AM Drag feet out of bed. Trip over Catholic martyrs who have been groveling at feet all night. 4:51 AM Wait for morning erection to subside. 4:59 AM Take a pee over North America. Giggle as Canadians mistake it for acid rain again. 5:12 AM Take shower. Runoff water floods small Pacific Island. Oops. 6:02 AM Scrub back with a 90 foot loofah. Skin flakes fall over starving Ethiopians who mistake them for manna. 8:33 AM Got the hiccups. Americans mistakenly assume the sound is from North Korean bomb tests and…

Caption Time #39

By Davezilla 17 February, 2005Caption Time22 Comments

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A picture is worth â€¦

By Davezilla 16 February, 2005Uncategorized18 Comments

Sometimes one can tell an entire story about a place merely by the cheap, neon sign out front. Just from this picture alone, we can safely deduce the following: They have waitresses named Misti, Amber-Beth and Jolene There is a guitar on the wall signed by a former member of RATT They have a napkin framed on the wall, signed by Ernest Borgnine in 1981. “Thanks for the potato skins. See ya round. Ernie” They have a bouncer named Keith with a curly, black mullet who wears the same, faded Molly Hatchet: Cornbread Mafia shirt every day The owner’s wife…

Tufted Pinko

By Davezilla 15 February, 2005Uncategorized21 Comments

Normally, I wouldn't post such a large picture, but this is a special case. Natalie and I were freak watching on Sunday and spotted a rare Tufted Pinko. Fig. 1a Notice the winter plumage around the legs, bright pink to match, well nothing. Fig. 1b More pink, this midsection waistband alerts predators that the Pinko is not good to eat. Fig. 1c The Pinko often carries its sexual aids around with it, all colored pink, of course. Fig. 2a During the winter months, the Pinko will sprout a thicker mane, or supplement its own mane with artificial hair, as this…

God Bless Amepica

By Davezilla 14 February, 2005Uncategorized22 Comments

This is not a test

By Davezilla 12 February, 2005Observations20 Comments

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God lives in Kansas

By Davezilla 11 February, 2005Uncategorized37 Comments

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