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Note to Self: 5,290

By Davezilla 12 April, 2005Observations22 Comments

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Caption Time #48

By Davezilla 11 April, 2005Caption Time38 Comments

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Little-known facts

By Davezilla 10 April, 2005Observations21 Comments

Pugs may appear to be friendly dogs, but at night they eat babies and mints. Benjamin Franklin invented the sigh. Ronald McDonald was based on a old Scottish faery tale. In the story, Ruach McDougall, was a sabre-toothed ogre who grilled ferrets and served them between two pieces of crusty bread. Prior to the Council of Nicea, new popes were chosen over a game of rock, paper scissors. Misery loves Company, but Company recently got out of a bad relationship and isn't ready for anything serious. viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra…

Turtleneck

By Davezilla 09 April, 2005Uncategorized11 Comments

Spotted one of the most unusual freaks this evening. A tall man, chinless and withered. Think Galapagos Tortoise in trendy evening wear. Not that trendy was any indication of taste.Turtle Boy was probably 170 years old, judging by the remaining tufts of white hair, which encirlced his stone-shaped head like a Sumo wrestler's Mawashi. I've never seen anyone wear such an unlikely combination. A black suede blazer (two sizes too large), crushed velvet, purple cargo pants (10" too long) and endurance running shoes.Top all that off with glasses that magnified his pupils till they resembled hockey pucks and you have…

Complete this sentence #21

By Davezilla 08 April, 2005Observations42 Comments

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I do the Ben Stiller site

By Davezilla 07 April, 2005Observations22 Comments

I met someone at the coffeehouse today who claimed to know me. HIM: "You do the websites, right buddy?" ME: "Yes, I do." HIM: "Yeah, I heard about you. You do that funny site with the monkeys and clown-devil things." ME: "Nnnnnnoooooo. That doesn't sound like anything I've done." HIM: "Don't you that Ben Stiller site?" ME: "Davezilla." HIM: "OK. I gotcha now. Yeah, you had the calendar. Didn't they pay you, and now I bet you retire, huh?" ME: "Well it wasn't that much money." HIM: "I tell ya what. I can sell your calendar door to door, see.…

Worst roommate ever

By Davezilla 06 April, 2005Observations45 Comments

Write about Worst roommate ever here. This man is quite simply the worst roommate in history. His requirements for a roommate are so severe and exacting, that he makes the perfect target for nonstop torture. Read his requirements, then after beating your head into a wall, return here to leave more torture ideas. I would host cock fighting matches in the garage. Long spur style, of course. I would have unprotected sex with homeless, French whores suffering from Tourettes Syndrome on his Bowflex. This would be after he catches me scrubbing the toilet with his toothbrush. I would buy the…

Caption Time #47

By Davezilla 05 April, 2005Caption Time26 Comments

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Perhaps I’m reading too much into thisâ€¦

By Davezilla 04 April, 2005Observations27 Comments

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Ahem. Nice logo.

By Davezilla 03 April, 2005Uncategorized16 Comments

I BE LIVE

By Davezilla 02 April, 2005Uncategorized22 Comments

Pope to star in upcoming Star Wars film

By Davezilla 01 April, 2005Announcements27 Comments

Despite news stories that he is in ill health and receiving last rites, Pope John Paul II is starring in several action films this summer, including Lucas' newest effort as an ancient Jedi master. This summer, he is slated to appear in the next Harry Potter film, and finally, he will appear as The Thing in the upcoming Fantastic Four movie. "The Pope isn't sick. Far from it," said Vatican insiders who described his manner as "spritely" and "looking rather buff". John Paul, or "Killer P" as the Cardinals refer to him, is spending Spring Break in Cancun with some…