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By Davezilla 24 April, 2005Observations9 Comments

When I die, one of my proudest accomplishments in life will have been knowing I was the only person on Flickr with a photo tagged as Moosepants.

Stumpy McSpeedybottom

By Davezilla 23 April, 2005Observations15 Comments

If I had a pet snail, I would feed him Chiclets. His name would be Stumpy McSpeedybottom. Unless it was a girl snail. Then I would name her Ben. He would wake me up every day at 6am for his morning crawl. We would read the newspaper together and I would wipe the slime from page 3A. In our retirement days, I would stare at the sun until my eyes had blue dots in front of them and his eye stalks dried out. Then we'd share one final ice cream and I'd pour salt on him and watch him quiver…

Complete this sentence #22

By Davezilla 22 April, 2005Observations41 Comments

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Caption Time #50

By Davezilla 21 April, 2005Caption Time20 Comments

Note to Self: 5,300

By Davezilla 20 April, 2005Observations17 Comments

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Choosing the new Pope

By Davezilla 19 April, 2005Uncategorized35 Comments

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By Davezilla 17 April, 2005Observations19 Comments

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By Davezilla 16 April, 2005Uncategorized19 Comments

Caption Time #49

By Davezilla 15 April, 2005Caption Time34 Comments

Top Ten Migraine Hallucinations

By Davezilla 14 April, 2005Observations20 Comments

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By Davezilla 13 April, 2005Observations48 Comments

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