Year: 2005

  • Note to Self, No. 5,707

    Tuna on pumpernickel does not go well with V-8 and lite strawberry yogurt. Excuse me now, I need to be sick.

  • Notes to Self, No. 5,702-6

    When your girlfriend says, “The spiral staircase that we have to carry everything up is really narrow,” she speaks the truth. When your girlfriend says, “My television is lot heavier than it looks,” believe her. When your girlfriend says, “The room behind the scary little door in the wall is dusty and full of spiders,”…

  • Caption Time #67

    Photo by Mark E. Matt viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal viagra alternative to viagra buy generic viagra purchase…

  • Bad parental wisdom

    “Take a spoonful of sugar for hiccups.” Now I have sweet hiccups and tooth decay. “If you have to sneeze, just breathe in deeply and it will go away.” No, now I just have to sneeze harder. “When you get a migraine, suck on an ice cube.” Great. Now my migraine has brain freeze. “If…

  • Camouflage pants

    I’ve never seen pants that blended in so well with the gardening books. Photo by Tamity viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest…

  • Lucky horseshoe?

    viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal viagra alternative to viagra buy generic viagra purchase viagra online free viagra without…

  • Bambi dropped her thong?

  • Random thought

    My mother used to call me a fussbudget when I was being grumpy. I was always afraid to ask what exactly a “fussbudget” did, and how much their budget totaled.

  • Note to Self, No. 5,699

    The next time you hear an odd moaning sound coming from the neighbor’s balcony, resist the urge to see what is causing it. viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects…

  • Ribbons I’d like to see

    viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal viagra alternative to viagra buy generic viagra purchase viagra online free viagra without…

  • Tonight she’s gonna party like it’s 1995

    viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal viagra alternative to viagra buy generic viagra purchase viagra online free viagra without…

  • IKEA products that sound dirty, but aren’t

    IKEA products that sound dirty, but aren’t FUKTA Saucer MODEST Knobs FARTYG Triple Ceiling Spotlight KRABB Mirror SEXTOL Spotlight TRAMPA Door Mat SKRUTT Magnet ABSORB Leathercare Set KUNGSHATT, Mushroom Decoration BANGSUND Bed with Storage BJÖRKEN Mirror Cabinet FAGELBO Sofa-Bed JERKER Desk JUSSI Table INEZ LÖV Cushion Cover GROGGY Corkscrew LYCKEBY Box MANGEL Drying Rack NIPPER…