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Notes to Self, No. 5,702-6
When your girlfriend says, "The spiral staircase that we have to carry everything up is really narrow," she speaks the truth. When your girlfriend says, "My television is lot heavier than it looks," believe her. When your girlfriend says, "The room behind the scary little door in the wall is dusty and full of spiders," she isn't exaggerating. When your girlfriend says, "I have a ton of books to move," take that literally. When your girlfriend says, "The traffic from the CNE might interfere," she's understating things.
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