Year: 2005
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Note to Self, No. 5,707
Tuna on pumpernickel does not go well with V-8 and lite strawberry yogurt. Excuse me now, I need to be sick.
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Notes to Self, No. 5,702-6
When your girlfriend says, “The spiral staircase that we have to carry everything up is really narrow,” she speaks the truth. When your girlfriend says, “My television is lot heavier than it looks,” believe her. When your girlfriend says, “The room behind the scary little door in the wall is dusty and full of spiders,”…
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Bad parental wisdom
“Take a spoonful of sugar for hiccups.” Now I have sweet hiccups and tooth decay. “If you have to sneeze, just breathe in deeply and it will go away.” No, now I just have to sneeze harder. “When you get a migraine, suck on an ice cube.” Great. Now my migraine has brain freeze. “If…
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Camouflage pants
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Random thought
My mother used to call me a fussbudget when I was being grumpy. I was always afraid to ask what exactly a “fussbudget” did, and how much their budget totaled.
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Note to Self, No. 5,699
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Tonight she’s gonna party like it’s 1995
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IKEA products that sound dirty, but aren’t
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