Note to Self, No. 5,736
Never, under any circumstances, get catnip mixed into an omelette. Tastes like steel.
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Note to Self, No. 5,735
Do not leave the iron on for 36 hours. Seriously. How did you not notice that?
Overheard
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Complete this sentence #25
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