Grandson: “Do you have a conscience, grampa?”
Grandfather: “Of course I do, Ronnie. Everyone does.”
Grandson: “Oh.”
Grandson: “How big are they?”


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  • Anna

    Wow, ik ben de eerste!!!! I’m so excited (for being numero uno) that I even start babbling in Dutch.

    Anyway, nobody ever told the kid that size doesn’t matter?

  • Somebaudy

    wat ? Davezilla is nu nederlandstalig ? Et pour les franophones la mΓƒΒͺme chose ?

    Anyway, conscience can sometimes be heavy little things…

  • Spud

    I don’t have a conscience…

  • Nina

    πŸ˜€ What’s a conscience? πŸ˜€

    Oh wait! is it when the mini devil pops up on one shoulder & the mini angel pops up on my other shoulder? πŸ˜€

  • Davezilla

    I have a conscience fiction.

  • rust

    I used to have a conscience, then I started writing contracts for clients.

    Heh. Fuck ’em all.

  • Mikel

    Anna, I always heard that size does matter.

  • Esther

    It does.:twisted:

  • Dawn

    yes it does :wang:

  • pappy


    Does your conscience care if you care if size matters..?

  • cbatdux

    I gave up my conscience (and my new year’s resolutions) for lent….

  • charlie

    According to my sister (slut), size does not matter…however LACK of size does…

  • Ms. Z

    I have a conscience. I :wang: him everynight.

  • Belinda

    How big are they? Depends on how enmeshed in politics you are. Karl Rove’s, for example, is practically nonexistent, while Dick Cheney’s is laughably tiny. So I’ve heard.

  • hippychick

    Don’t know why size matters. Guys lie about the size anyway. :limp:

  • jay

    good call rust, I do the same thing, make your money and fuck ’em!!!:twisted:

  • Paige Dalton

    Im semi-conscience-or is it conscious?????:dead:

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