Overheard

Grandson: “Do you have a conscience, grampa?”
Grandfather: “Of course I do, Ronnie. Everyone does.”
Grandson: “Oh.”
Grandson: “How big are they?”


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17 responses to “Overheard”

  1. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    Wow, ik ben de eerste!!!! I’m so excited (for being numero uno) that I even start babbling in Dutch.

    Anyway, nobody ever told the kid that size doesn’t matter?

  2. Somebaudy Avatar

    wat ? Davezilla is nu nederlandstalig ? Et pour les franophones la même chose ?

    Anyway, conscience can sometimes be heavy little things…

  3. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    I don’t have a conscience…

  4. Nina Avatar
    Nina

    😀 What’s a conscience? 😀

    Oh wait! is it when the mini devil pops up on one shoulder & the mini angel pops up on my other shoulder? 😀

  5. Davezilla Avatar

    I have a conscience fiction.

  6. rust Avatar

    I used to have a conscience, then I started writing contracts for clients.

    Heh. Fuck ’em all.

  7. Mikel Avatar
    Mikel

    Anna, I always heard that size does matter.

  8. Esther Avatar

    It does.:twisted:

  9. Dawn Avatar
    Dawn

    yes it does :wang:

  10. pappy Avatar
    pappy

    Hmm..

    Does your conscience care if you care if size matters..?

  11. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    I gave up my conscience (and my new year’s resolutions) for lent….

  12. charlie Avatar
    charlie

    According to my sister (slut), size does not matter…however LACK of size does…

  13. Ms. Z Avatar
    Ms. Z

    I have a conscience. I :wang: him everynight.

  14. Belinda Avatar

    How big are they? Depends on how enmeshed in politics you are. Karl Rove’s, for example, is practically nonexistent, while Dick Cheney’s is laughably tiny. So I’ve heard.

  15. hippychick Avatar
    hippychick

    Don’t know why size matters. Guys lie about the size anyway. :limp:

  16. jay Avatar
    jay

    good call rust, I do the same thing, make your money and fuck ’em!!!:twisted:

  17. Paige Dalton Avatar
    Paige Dalton

    Im semi-conscience-or is it conscious?????:dead:

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