Grandson: “Do you have a conscience, grampa?”
Grandfather: “Of course I do, Ronnie. Everyone does.”
Grandson: “Oh.”
Grandson: “How big are they?”
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Wow, ik ben de eerste!!!! I’m so excited (for being numero uno) that I even start babbling in Dutch.
Anyway, nobody ever told the kid that size doesn’t matter?
wat ? Davezilla is nu nederlandstalig ? Et pour les franophones la même chose ?
Anyway, conscience can sometimes be heavy little things…
I don’t have a conscience…
😀 What’s a conscience? 😀
Oh wait! is it when the mini devil pops up on one shoulder & the mini angel pops up on my other shoulder? 😀
I have a conscience fiction.
I used to have a conscience, then I started writing contracts for clients.
Heh. Fuck ’em all.
Anna, I always heard that size does matter.
It does.:twisted:
yes it does :wang:
Hmm..
Does your conscience care if you care if size matters..?
I gave up my conscience (and my new year’s resolutions) for lent….
According to my sister (slut), size does not matter…however LACK of size does…
I have a conscience. I :wang: him everynight.
How big are they? Depends on how enmeshed in politics you are. Karl Rove’s, for example, is practically nonexistent, while Dick Cheney’s is laughably tiny. So I’ve heard.
Don’t know why size matters. Guys lie about the size anyway. :limp:
good call rust, I do the same thing, make your money and fuck ’em!!!:twisted:
Im semi-conscience-or is it conscious?????:dead: