Month: October 2005

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  • How to destroy your eyes in 7 simple steps

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  • Note to Self, No. 5,777

    Problem: When I travel, or need to wear a nice suit for a client meeting, I somehow end up wearing my toothpaste as a fashion accessory. I can brush in the nude, then shower and still get toothpaste down my sternum. Solutions: Full body armour Cease brushing Hire a hot dental hygienist to brush for…

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  • Overheard: Knock-a-tano Edition

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