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Complete this sentence #12

By Davezilla 17 September, 2004Observations35 Comments

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Overheard: Home Deity Edition

By Davezilla 16 September, 2004Observations20 Comments

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I see one! I see one!

By Davezilla 15 September, 2004Observations77 Comments

You've all heard the term GAYDAR, being the inborn ability to spot a gay person on sight. Most of us have this ability to varying degrees. Natalie and I came up with names for other types of natural RADAR that humans possess. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADAR: The ability to spot Henry Winkler ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDAR: The ability to spot a pirate BRAYDAR: The ability to spot a jackass CHEDAR: The ability to spot a cheese lover GRAYDAR: The ability to spot someone who is lying about their age GREYDAR: The ability to spot aliens among us KRAYDAR: The ability to spot a supercomputer LAYDAR: The…

Spammers must die

By Davezilla 14 September, 2004Observations50 Comments

After spending the entire evening deleting comment spam on two of my sites and working on some freelance, I found myself unable to write a decent post. Instead, free GMail for everyone! Well, for 18 2 of you, anyway. Make sure to include your real email this time. You know who you are.

Obvious Devil Worshipper

By Davezilla 13 September, 2004Uncategorized27 Comments

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Fashion choices that confuse me greatly

By Davezilla 12 September, 2004Observations11 Comments

Women who wear tank tops designed for girls 1/4 their size. This may look interesting if said woman is in great shape, but when the wearer needs bookmarks to find her navel, the effect is far less appealing. Men who wear ties with cartoon characters on them to executive meetings. Women (primarily older ones do this) who wear ankle-high pantyhose with knee-length skirts. I am at a complete loss to understand why the hairiest of men favor the smallest of bathing suits. Are they trying to scare us? Geeks who clip to their belts, their PDA, cellphone, JumpDrive and pet…

Name that dance move!

By Davezilla 11 September, 2004Uncategorized16 Comments

Easter is for kids

By Davezilla 10 September, 2004Uncategorized29 Comments

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Caption time #15

By Davezilla 09 September, 2004Caption Time74 Comments

Free PC

By Davezilla 08 September, 2004Uncategorized23 Comments

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Lesser-known predictions of Nostradamus

By Davezilla 07 September, 2004Observations32 Comments

A Pizza-Maker shall be born near Italy. Who shall cause all penguins to explode, They shall say, with what marshmallow peeps he keeps company He shall be found less a Pizza-Maker than a misshapen toad. From a simple plastic surgeon he will rise to the empire, From the short nose he will attain the long. Great schools of Sea Monkeys shall arise. A great troop shall come through Russia. The destroyer shall eliminate the color beige. The great color beige will soon be exchanged for the color puce. Which will soon cover the most. A small puce of tiny area…

Note to self: 4,997

By Davezilla 06 September, 2004Observations13 Comments

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