Hells Yeah
I just want to thank all of you that have been giving that link on the left a click. This is now the #1 WordPress site thanks to all of you. Keep clicking. We're number one!
Yes, Virginia. There is a Spammer Clause
Many of you have been contacting me over the last two weeks because your comments haven’t been going through. The reason it happens is I am part of a top-secret government blogging experiment WordPress uses a blacklist for certain words that spammers seem enjoy. You see, spammers know full well that readers of Davezilla enjoy playing card games without credit checks while having their penises enlarged. And why not? With all those red-hot donkeys and horny Asian hamsters to scrump, readers need a bigger unit. Women, thirsty for non-dairy products, demand it. "But Dave," you say. "If your software is…
I’ve been moonlighting
About this time last year, I read an interesting comment in one of my posts. It claimed to be from the editor of American Greetings Card Company. He was inquiring about purchasing some of my material. To be honest, I thought it was a joke at first; that one of my readers was pranking me. Happily, this was not the case and a few days later, I was signing a contract to create a 2005 day-at-a-time calendar based on the Manly Tips for Bachelor Living section of this very website. One year later and I have the sample copies in…
Spammers must die
After spending the entire evening deleting comment spam on two of my sites and working on some freelance, I found myself unable to write a decent post. Instead, free GMail for everyone! Well, for 18 2 of you, anyway. Make sure to include your real email this time. You know who you are.
Sick of Hotmail?
I have no more GMail invitations left for the any readers who'd like them. Please include your real email address if you want one.
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