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12 March, 2008Posted inObservations60 Comments
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More people we dislike #18

10 March, 2008Posted inObservations51 Comments
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02 March, 2008Posted inwtf36 Comments
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28 February, 2008Posted inObservations17 Comments
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27 February, 2008Posted inFreaks, wtf32 Comments
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26 February, 2008Posted inObservations, wtf33 Comments
Yesterday, Royal Oak seemed to fall apart. A woman in our city who used to be a news anchor killed her husband. There was a three hour power outtage. A pipe bomb was discovered on the edge of town and subsequently dismantled. A woman walked into Pitaya Jeans, wet herself and ran out. A homeless man with one eye walked into the same store, threw 50 pair of jeans on the counter and announced, "Someone will be in here in a few minutes to pay for all of these" and walked out. What happened in your town?viagra free viagra buy…

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25 February, 2008Posted inwtf31 Comments
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