Announcing a change to Davezilla
Fourteen years is a long time to run a website and this site has gone through many changes over the years. As my job changed, so have my priorities. I'd like to see the site head in a more positive, mature direction, so from now on, the main focus of the site will no long be humor, but instead some more uplifting, wholesome subjects closer to my heart like eBay auctions and Facebook apps. I hope you welcome the changes.
What’s your best insult ever?
Last night we were sitting at a crowded bar when this trampy woman with a bottle or two of cheap perfume on, smashed into Lizz in an effort to order a drink. Everything in the area soon took on her stench. I told Lizz that the woman smelled like "a whore rolled in blue cheese" which made her spew her drink. I thought it was a pretty good insult. What's your best? Not one you've heard, but the best one you've ever made up yourself.
Fashion tips from Davezilla
I don't mind when a person wants to shave their head bald, but if they have a head shape that makes them look like a cross between a concentration camp victim and an Idaho baker, I'd say reconsider. UGGs still suck. Period. You still want to wear these monstrosities? I will hate you. And everyone else agrees with me. Extreme combovers. Seriously. Die.
Annoying words and phrases
snacks rinky-dink kudos jumped the shark perfect storm trifecta "Let's take this offline" hinky bat-shit crazy What words and phrases do you find annoying?
What not to wear to work
So I went to get my hair cut. I go to a female stylist. Before you make any metrosexual jokes, let me explain my rationale. My belief is, I always go to a female stylist, preferably one that looks like the type of woman I'd want to sleep with. They are most likely to make me look like the type of man they would like to sleep with. If not, I at least have a hot woman playing with my head and not a creepy old man that smells like Aqua Velva. Long story short, I am waiting for my…
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