Captiontime #229, Special Batman Edition

Captiontime #229, Special Batman Edition

This time, caption what you think Batman is thinking.


  1. Spud

    “Damn, I wondered where that went…”

  2. Lake Effect

    “But did you find my teeth?

  3. Jessica L.

    “Oh that was a goooood time, I sure do remember ripping it off you with my teeth.” :wang:

  4. Bigwavdave

    “You know Robin, I’m surprised Spud hasn’t asked for that back.”

    “You know Robin, I’m surprised _______________________ (insert any Zilla-babe here) hasn’t asked for that back.

    “You know Robin. I took a hell of a beating from Mandy getting that. And it was WORTH IT! :wang:

  5. That Riddler was a harder nut to crack than I thought…

  6. Teeth marks? I can still taste it! 😈

  7. I must contact Cheney to see if I can get Heston’s gun when he’s done with it.

  8. Spud

    “Yes Robin, I always suspected Bigwavdave had that thong hidden in his glory box…”

  9. Drusky

    1) That’s right, Robin. On the other end you can see skin from the time Annie finally had enough and beat Flash’s butt with it!

    2) I sure do, Robin. That was the time we played ‘Boy Wonder and the Bat Cave’s Rear Entrance’…

    3) Wow! That sure brings back memories! Didn’t I have to bite down on that while Alfred pulled that bowling trophy out of my ass?

    4) Yes, Robin. I got that after late night hand-to-hand combat with Strapon Man…

  10. Drusky

    [Comment ID #275155 will appear here]

    [Comment ID #275318 will appear here]

    Damn! I think I damaged some internal organs after that!

    πŸ˜† πŸ˜€ πŸ˜† πŸ˜€ :wtf: :dead:

  11. [Comment ID #275346 will appear here]

    Ditto!! πŸ˜† πŸ˜€ πŸ˜†

  12. That is what I get for following Catwoman into that Cathouse.


    The joke is on you Robin, that G-string has been treated with Bat-Gas

    even yet

    Holy crossdresser is right Robin! Now get on the Batpole!

  13. janeeto

    “And I still have a nice scar on my ass from the wearer of that thong, not to mention the continuous ringing in my left ear from the screaming!”

  14. Jen

    But, I have a headache.

  15. I’m surprised it’s in such good shape! Who knew that whipped cream was a leather preservative?

    But why does it smell so – oh, riiiiight…

  16. tina

    gee batman, This thong barely covered the o ring but I’m sure if i turtle my poop it could look quite attractive from the front and back. Oh look Robin, looks like the last guy left his chocolate kisses already…… :limp:

  17. Bigwavdave

    Hmmm…”Teeth marks – rhymes wtih butt darts!” :wtf:

  18. Jay Laverdure

    “Wait a minute- those aren’t MY teeth marks…!”

  19. chainstay

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    That’s funny!

    “Let me see if I still have that Viagra in my utility-belt.”

  20. Flash Gordon

    Good news, AnnieB. I went to the stinkin’ Batcave, whupped Batman’s ass, and
    retrieved your thong! When do you want it back? :thong: :wang: :kiss: :boobs: :java:

  21. Chris S.


  22. [Comment ID #275795 will appear here]

    EFFING hilarious!

    [Comment ID #276075 will appear here]

    Was thinkin’ the same thing! GMTA!

  23. I KNEW it wasn’t worth chewing through the leather strap that morning…

  24. [Comment ID #276070 will appear here]

    My Hero!! ASAP, of course. But then again, are you sure you don’t want to keep it for your collection? :kiss: :thong: :wang:

  25. Drusky

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    Now THAT’S goddamn funny!

    πŸ˜† πŸ˜€ πŸ˜†

  26. Caot. Koola

    Don’t ask…. DON’T TELL!!!

  27. julesOdeNile

    “OOOOOOH my stomach and head hurt! am getting too old for these F@%ing cave orgies!
    do you have to shout so much you little **
    **! Who else have you told about those….?” πŸ˜•

  28. julesOdeNile

    ( FFFFFFAAAAARRRRTTTT! ) no more Mexican theme nights!!!! :puke: πŸ˜• FUCK!!!

  29. Yes Robin! Nutritious and delicious! I think I’ll have yours later! 😈

  30. junkman

    [Comment ID #276075 will appear here] also said by william shatner about george takai!

  31. Flash Gordon

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    Of course I do! You are too kind. I will give it the place of honor in my
    “Closet o’ Mementos”. :kiss: :wang: :kiss: :java:

  32. Lake Effect

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    Wow…I didn’t see that one in the AAA Guidebook! Is it available for tours?? Seems like it would be worthwhile, at any price!

  33. Drusky

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    Same place?!? 😈 πŸ˜›

  34. Flash Gordon

    [Comment ID #277457 will appear here]

    No, I shamelessly got the idea from the “Opus” comic strip.
    πŸ˜• ❗ :wtf:

  35. “Wow, that brings back memories…thank God I don’t work for Arthur Mitchell any more…”

  36. [Comment ID #277392 will appear here]

    Hey! I thought you gave that place to my gold-plaited whip! πŸ‘Ώ

  37. Truth be told, we have the REAL Ambiguously Gay Duo…….

    “Memo to self, now I know why he’s called the Boy Wonder”

    “Holy Bat-flaps, I thought I hid those well….”

    [Comment ID #275247 will appear here]

    I take it that you’ve tasted some leather before…..I’d be more than happy to help you do it again…..

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