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How to get beat up and ridiculed by friends for the rest of your life

By Davezilla 20 February, 2020Observations

Step One Step one. Wear this. Step two. Wait.

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Dank and Blight’s Elements of Style for Today’s Reader

By Davezilla 18 February, 2020Bad Ideas

Chapter One Times have changed. The attention span of today's reader is known to be slightly less than that of a Junebug. As such, the volume of text required has…

Karen? That damned squirrel is back.

By Davezilla 18 February, 2020wtf1 Comment

Give me the news

By Davezilla 17 February, 2020Funny Signs1 Comment

This blog turns 22 tomorrow

By Davezilla 14 February, 2020Announcements

Let's hope the party isn't a repeat of last year's fiasco. I am not bailing my blog out of jail. Again.

Just… no.

By Davezilla 08 February, 2020Memes

Shudder Pig is your friend

By Davezilla 05 February, 2020wtf1 Comment

You know, for kids

By Davezilla 04 February, 2020wtf

Top 10 Most Venomous Snakes In America. #3

By Davezilla 01 February, 2020Observations

Because art

By Davezilla 29 January, 2020Observations

Now we know

By Davezilla 24 January, 2020Observations

Battle formations, everyone!

By Davezilla 22 January, 2020Memes