Possibly the most offensive post I have ever written. But since I am picking on everyone's language, it's sort of equal opportunity offensiveness. Enjoy! Farsi: Like a Spaniard with Downs Syndrome is reciting the German alphabet while eating toast Welsh: Like a foppish Englishman with a cleft palette is choking on a spider Vietnamese: I concur with David Sedaris who wrote, "While our language flows from our mouths, the Vietnamese language sounds as if it is being forced from the speaker by a series of heavy and merciless blows to the stomach." Hawaiian: Like American toddlers making up nonsense syllables…