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Astral Body Workout

By Davezilla 14 March, 2006Observations50 Comments

I was IMing with my friend Jim S. when we got on one of those odd topics. I know. Moi? Talk about something weird? So we're talking about astral bodies, something I find both fascinating and well â€¦ highly improbable. I just don't buy into it. Not the fact that it's, you know, bullshit. I've heard worse. Like that Ark story. I'm talking about the inconvenience of having an astral body. I mean, I can barely take care of this one, and now I have to take care of an invisible body, too? That just doesn't seem fair. I'm far…

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By Davezilla 13 March, 2006Uncategorized55 Comments

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More people we dislike #7

By Davezilla 12 March, 2006Observations69 Comments

People who run their lawnmower/snowblower/leafblower before 9AM on a weekend. Guys who think the prison pants look is still in. People who turn their vehicles into walking advertisements for their religion. People who turn their vehicles into walking advertisements for anything. Obssessive parents People who insist on bringing their stinking, neurotic pets into coffeehouses because, "He gets upset if sees me inside talking to other people." The assholes responsible for convincing a whole new generation of women that Mukluks are cute. Landlords. Has-been 60s/70s/80s popstars trying desperately to make comebacks. Who's on your (s)hitlist this week?

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By Davezilla 11 March, 2006Uncategorized31 Comments

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Note to Self, No. 5,991

By Davezilla 10 March, 2006Observations91 Comments

Never keep the same cellphone for five years. Trust me on this one.

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By Davezilla 09 March, 2006Uncategorized67 Comments

Top Signs You May Be a Walking Asshole

By Davezilla 08 March, 2006Observations92 Comments

You double-park your Hummer in the handicapped section Your television cost more than your education You post naked pictures of your ex- online You often make lefthand turns from the right turn lane You feel the neighbor's lawn is your ashtray You have nine online identities, none of which accurately reflect your age, weight, gender or disposable income You leave tips for the server under an overturned glass of water You feel that, "What? It's biodegradable," is a good enough excuse for not cleaning up after your dog You think nothing of leaving your skirt, thong and office supplies in…

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By Davezilla 07 March, 2006Uncategorized53 Comments

All the elements of a good story

By Davezilla 06 March, 2006Uncategorized58 Comments

Longtime readers may recall an incident in December, 2004 involving my neighbor leaving her thong on the welcome mat. On Friday evening, I heard her and two of her drunk girlfriends stumbling up the stairs. After a lot of giggling and swearing, I clearly heard my neighbor plead, "Don't pee in the cup! I'll find my keys." Needless to say, that got my attention. I ventured out into the hallway to see if there were any "accidents" on the carpeting. No, but I did find a miniskirt, thong and â€¦ paperclip. It's the paperclip that intrigues me most. Any guesses?viagra…

You folks is weird.

By Davezilla 05 March, 2006Uncategorized56 Comments

I’ve seen some odd pics from you in the past, but you outdid yourselves this time. I’m not sure how many of them I believe are legitâ€¦

Impressive. Some are safe, some not so much, which is why I am hiding them in the excerpt. I don’t want anyone fired. 😛

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By Davezilla 04 March, 2006Uncategorized29 Comments

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By Davezilla 03 March, 2006Observations38 Comments

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