Note to Self, No. 6,002
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Note to Self, No. 6,001
The next time you travel, you are not letting your black cat play inside the suitcase while you pack, ensuring your white shirt will be coated in black fur. Also check that you have removed any chocolates from your suitcase that may inexplicably get stuck on your pants when you press them with the hotel's cheap iron. Looks like someone borked the comments on this post. Trying to fix them. Your patience is greatly underappreciated.
Overheard: Flight to Arkansas Edition
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