Caption Time #103

Caption Time #103

I don’t know why this disturbs me so much, but it really does. Give me some scary captions.

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75 responses to “Caption Time #103”

  1. Driver Avatar
    Driver

    If you build it…………..
    Zombie baseball player’s will come , bash your head open eat your brains
    and use your gonads for a ball game…….get it , gonads , ball game…… oh well

  2. Marcus Avatar
    Marcus

    It’s his smile that is creepy. Please put a cover on it. You had a superhero a while ago. Is this the same place Dave?

    Now, the overloaded vehicles made me smile. It is so common in Thailand that you sometimes forget how strange it is. Usually you can see Thais driving the family motorcycle. 2 adults and 2 children. baby, father, child, and finally mother. 😆

    The answer to my question. It was my 2nd year in Thailand and I was teaching a young pretty lady the simple present. Of course I was a clueless wonder and I didn’t speak much Thai and knew nothing about Thai slang.

    So, when she said she smokes but not cigarettes I had to ask another teacher what she meant. Here it is.

    She smokes… :wang:.. :wtf: 😆 Thanks for the offer. :wang: :wang: 😆

  3. Driver Avatar
    Driver

    As For the link
    Weight limit ? we dont got no stinking weight limit.

  4. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    “I play baseball while wearing my wife’s undergarments. So soft and silky.”

  5. Driver Avatar
    Driver

    Mandy
    what a bad girl you are , I love a good bad girl.

  6. April Avatar

    LOL, I’m digging the mosh girl photo manip in the overloaded vehicles thread.

  7. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Caption – Fear Me

    as to why its scary on a couple of fronts I put forward this hypothesis…

    1. The background lighting is green and dark.

    2.The composite image (cgi) of an idealized version of a legendary baseball slugger is your worst nightmare as a pitcher.
    On this point –
    a/ the shoulders are freaking huge
    b/ the dude’s grin says “bring it on”
    c/ you know he’s going to hurt you

    3. It’s somehow not “quite” right.

    :geek:

  8. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    What’s with the woman on the moped(link)? I’ll put a helmet on my own head, but screw my kids. That irritates the shit out of me. The baseball guy looks like a personal hell for people who hated little league as kids. “Come on Billy you throw like a girl!” 👿

  9. Sharibaby Avatar
    Sharibaby

    :wtf: but did you notice he looks like Herman Munster only he has womens hands and nails ewwwwhhhhh

  10. laceylegacey Avatar
    laceylegacey

    Marcus….WHAT IS YOUR PIC FROM?!?!?!?!?!? :wtf:

  11. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Now look at the photo again and try imagining a bloody axe head on the end of the baseball bat.
    It really works, doesn’t it?

  12. Ace Avatar
    Ace

    Come to me children, let me show you how to beat the brains out of someone you don’t like, maybe like someone who cut in line right in front of you. It’ll be fun! Muah ha ha ha ha!

    Yeah this guy is way creepy!

    I think Marcus’s pic is the Scarecrow from Batman Begins.

  13. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    I always thought it was ‘not easy being green’, guess I was wrong. Any idiot can do/be it. :limp:

  14. Becky Avatar
    Becky

    He looks demented……..and he looks like he’d take off your head…and laugh about it……….yikes! 🙁

  15. mitch Avatar
    mitch

    I vill beat you in de head for dat comment, Davezilla!!!!!

  16. Eliztric Avatar
    Eliztric

    [Comment ID #36248 will be quoted here]

    Looks to me like Scarecrow from Batman Begins.

    Caption: “And number 26 seems to be staring up into the crowd as he practices his swing…Jim, let’s pan over and see what’s struck his fancy…Oh My! Who is that couple? Whoa, whoa, whoa! No wonder 26 is so distracted, that’s his wife putting her hands down that guy’s pants!”

  17. Cindy Avatar
    Cindy

    I said “LET GO OF MY EGGO!”

  18. Anita Mann-Badley Avatar
    Anita Mann-Badley

    “Heeerrre’s Spring Training!”

    Now, re-read the caption, but you need to get Jack Nicholson swimming around in your head this time…

  19. bhamm Avatar
    bhamm

    “Babe Ruth ANGRY! Babe Ruth SMASH!”

  20. bob Avatar
    bob

    [Comment ID #36229 will be quoted here]

    Blood -leaving-brain cant think

  21. mitch smith Avatar
    mitch smith

    Herman Munster as Babe Ruth!

  22. Creelock Avatar
    Creelock

    “Reagan Goes Batty” by Republican’s for Dangerous Sports, Co-Authored by Dick Cheney :P.. Trust no Politician 🙁
    About the Link I want to know who’s cleaning the back seat after they get that pony out of there :puke: that ride had to scare the Shit out of it 😕

  23. Kinyou Avatar
    Kinyou

    (During Baseball Player Interview)
    Interviewer: “So, tell me why you’re in the baseball league.”
    Him: “Well, I’ve always had a thing for balls.”
    Interviewer: “…”

  24. Kinyou Avatar
    Kinyou

    [Comment ID #36349 will be quoted here]

  25. Kinyou Avatar
    Kinyou

    [Comment ID #36349 will be quoted here]

    I don’t think he’d be smiling if he saw her putting her hands down another man’s pants, and if he saw two women feeling eachother up.. that might be different.

  26. Detroit Dave Avatar
    Detroit Dave

    Scientists find further evidence of the link between steroid use and the emergence of “Burger King-like” features not to mention the craving to paint your fingernails. (Have it your way!)

  27. Lace Valentine Avatar
    Lace Valentine

    “In the batter’s box, the love child of Joe Dimaggio and Shrek.”

    :mrgreen:

  28. Dennis Bookhart Avatar
    Dennis Bookhart

    The wax figure of GW Bush is revealed wearing a baseball uniform. Note the grin of false bravura and combined with an overall stiff impression of complete stupidity. :geek:

  29. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    re: photos- So when the man said “Baby, Back that ass up”, she said, “Can’t, his frickin’ hooves ain’t touchin’ the ground”!

  30. Jeffro Avatar
    Jeffro

    Da boss says you aint paid him in three weeks so now i gotta pay you a visit. so… which knee cap first.

  31. e-mile Avatar
    e-mile

    the green house gases took their toll…….

  32. Bjorn Freeh Avatar
    Bjorn Freeh

    [Comment ID #36362 will be quoted here]

    Dennis, you failed to mention that it’s his prison baseball uniform…

  33. Bobby Avatar
    Bobby

    ….and now in sports news, the Incredible hulk has been called before the baseball commissioner to answer charges of steroid use and bathing in wheat grass shooters…

    [Comment ID #36349 will be quoted here]

    No, no, no, he finally noticed Mandy’s icon…

    😛 😛 😛

  34. Tom Avatar
    Tom

    Stone Phillips at a fantasy baseball camp.

  35. Meagan Avatar
    Meagan

    Yeah, sure he’s ugly, green and on steriods. But if you looked a little bit lower you’d see why he’s smiling. :wtf: :wang:

  36. Craig Avatar
    Craig

    Uh, hmmmm? I got nothin’ :limp:

  37. Duke Avatar
    Duke

    [Comment ID #36369 will be quoted here]

    It’s easy to criticize someone, but imagine dealing with all the worries of a nation, trying to do what you feel is right, being criticized for everything you do and simultaneously trying to please everyone. – impossible

  38. Davezilla Avatar

    [Comment ID #36375 will be quoted here]

    That’s why we pay presidents the big bucks. They are supposed to be of a caliber that they can get beyond worrying about criticism.

  39. Duke Avatar
    Duke

    [Comment ID #36376 will be quoted here]

    Yet they are still human

  40. Bubbles Avatar
    Bubbles

    It might be easier to deal with the worries of a nation if you aren’t a frickin’ idiot.

  41. Bjorn Freeh Avatar
    Bjorn Freeh

    [Comment ID #36375 will be quoted here]

    You mean, like now? If so, that’s ok. I’m dealing with it.

  42. Marcus Avatar
    Marcus

    [Comment ID #36248 will be quoted here]

    Scarecrow from Batman Begins

  43. MrDoug Avatar
    MrDoug

    Though the Mighty Casey struck out at bat, he did score in the locker room with a blow job from the bull pen.

    Or

    A very pissed off George Bush bashes the heads of his critics after realizing that if Uncle Dick can get away with shooting someone in the face who is going care if he bashes the heads of a few of those pesky dumb O’ crats

  44. Logan Avatar
    Logan

    :wtf:

  45. mitch smith Avatar
    mitch smith

    [Comment ID #36375 will be quoted here]

    Spare me that drivel. Bush deserves nothing but scorn.

  46. Lily Avatar
    Lily

    That really looks like a zombie.. I don’t particularly like ’em, except the ones with a bat 😛 HAHA

  47. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Dade County Dinner Theater. For tonight’s presentation of ‘Bang the Drum Slowly’ the part of the
    catcher, Bruce Pearson, will be played by Kevin Nealon. Kevin Nealon, everybody, give him a big hand”. :wtf:

  48. Duke Avatar
    Duke

    You can dislike, or even hate someone without insulting those who don’t

  49. scamper Avatar
    scamper

    Ok folks the dude in the photo is a collection agent for the mob, and some people havn’t paid there debt therefore he’s going collecting. As for the overloaded vehicals, kinda reminds me of the time I loaded a cord of oak firewood in my dads 82 datsun 720 longbed, streeing waa fun but I made the delivery and collected.

  50. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    [Comment ID #36230 will be quoted here]

    I love good bad boys.

    Wait that came out wrong. :dead:

  51. Other April Avatar

    I’d hit it.

  52. John K Avatar
    John K

    The wax man cometh.

    Herman Munster’s evil twin steps up to the plate.

  53. JFLY Avatar
    JFLY

    First thought: I didn’t know Herman Munster was in “The Warriors” movie

    Second thought: He’s wearing too much blush

    Third thought: I’m adding him to yesterday’s list

  54. Bjorn Freeh Avatar
    Bjorn Freeh

    To be honest, I don’t see any Herman Munster in this guy, at all. He does have W’s smirk, but he more closely resembles a young Reagan. But, he’s a lefty. Reagan would never do anything from the left. So, that leaves Kevin Nealon (as Patrick suggested).

    One last test: If this guy has a baboon’s ass, it’s definitely Nealon; a horse’s ass, then it’s W.

  55. jules Avatar
    jules

    I think it goes back to the whole scarey doll/clown thing….I know it’s going to give me nightmares! 😛 and how did they get all that stuff on those cars in the first place? And that poor donkey!! :wtf:

  56. scamper Avatar
    scamper

    [Comment ID #36393 will be quoted here]
    not to be rude but if your talking about mandy ditto

  57. Steppenwolf Avatar
    Steppenwolf

    The Detroit Tigers, desperate for a Series title, unveil their new mascot…the Catatonic Cheshire Cat.

  58. Esther Avatar

    “Pardon me whilst I beateth your soul out of you, then dine on it for supper.”

  59. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    [Comment ID #36465 will be quoted here]

    She was probably referring to the statue, not me!

  60. Davezilla Avatar

    I have turned off the nested quotes feature, since the quotes were squished beyond recognition. If you need to quote more than one person, click some more balloons. 😈

  61. Nikki Avatar

    You want to click our balloons?

  62. charlie Avatar
    charlie

    Sure. . . They’ll come, alright. But they ain’t gonna be lookin’ so hot, what with being dead and all, ya know?

  63. Master Solace Avatar
    Master Solace

    Herman Munster with his Babe Ruth impression…all I got for this one.

  64. Jim S Avatar
    Jim S

    That was a really good cigar

    man. :wtf:

  65. Paige Avatar
    Paige

    The Mask-Spring training. Thats all I have. . 🙁

  66. Peaches Avatar
    Peaches

    Ok Dave, here it is………..”Welcome to my nightmare!”

  67. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    “Grunt”

  68. family jules Avatar
    family jules

    He kinda looks like Ronald Reagan! Or Maybe it’s just Maybelline.

  69. Timmmy Avatar
    Timmmy

    Eddie Munster all grown up.

  70. Eliztric Avatar
    Eliztric

    [Comment ID #36359 will be quoted here]

    [Comment ID #36359 will be quoted here]

    *laughs* Quite. Very spooky, both of you. Though when I was thinking that caption I imagined he had been smiling for the fans on-camera and then his brain failed at what would presumably be an illogical sight. But that’s not important.

  71. VBBJen Avatar

    I knw what you mean, half-realistic figures like that are much more scary than really really realistic ones (which end up being more fascinating). I almost didn’t see Team America because of my hate of marioneetes.

  72. Sue Avatar
    Sue

    ….umm, is it me or does this baseball player look a lot like Ronald Regan?
    “A cloned Ronald Reagan’s picture was captured by Nancy’s cell phone camera, just before her head was bashed. He kept repeteing…”I run thing now…I run things now…” :wtf:

  73. Master Solace Avatar

    [Comment ID #36230 will be quoted here]

    [Comment ID #36392 will be quoted here]

    I think it came out pretty good there…at least sounded good to me… 👿 :wang:

  74. Master Solace Avatar

    [Comment ID #36694 will be quoted here]

    haven’t laughed this hard in so long…….very good one there, Sue. But as an added bonus…it can’t be Ronald Reagan…he’s wearing a prison uniform…didn’t Ronald Reagan say the famous line “I am not a crook.”…

  75. Jane Avatar
    Jane

    American Baseball *shudders* need I say more?

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