Caption Time #103

1. Driver

   23 March, 2006, 12:38 am

   If you build it…………..
   Zombie baseball player’s will come , bash your head open eat your brains
   and use your gonads for a ball game…….get it , gonads , ball game…… oh well

2. Marcus

   23 March, 2006, 12:41 am

   It’s his smile that is creepy. Please put a cover on it. You had a superhero a while ago. Is this the same place Dave?

   Now, the overloaded vehicles made me smile. It is so common in Thailand that you sometimes forget how strange it is. Usually you can see Thais driving the family motorcycle. 2 adults and 2 children. baby, father, child, and finally mother. 😆

   The answer to my question. It was my 2nd year in Thailand and I was teaching a young pretty lady the simple present. Of course I was a clueless wonder and I didn’t speak much Thai and knew nothing about Thai slang.

   So, when she said she smokes but not cigarettes I had to ask another teacher what she meant. Here it is.

   She smokes… :wang:.. :wtf: 😆 Thanks for the offer. :wang: :wang: 😆

3. Driver

   23 March, 2006, 12:42 am

   As For the link
   Weight limit ? we dont got no stinking weight limit.

4. Mandy

   23 March, 2006, 12:50 am

   “I play baseball while wearing my wife’s undergarments. So soft and silky.”

5. Driver

   23 March, 2006, 12:55 am

   Mandy
   what a bad girl you are , I love a good bad girl.

6. April

   23 March, 2006, 1:14 am

   LOL, I’m digging the mosh girl photo manip in the overloaded vehicles thread.

7. Spud

   23 March, 2006, 1:24 am

   Caption – Fear Me

   as to why its scary on a couple of fronts I put forward this hypothesis…

   1. The background lighting is green and dark.

   2.The composite image (cgi) of an idealized version of a legendary baseball slugger is your worst nightmare as a pitcher.
   On this point –
   a/ the shoulders are freaking huge
   b/ the dude’s grin says “bring it on”
   c/ you know he’s going to hurt you

   3. It’s somehow not “quite” right.

   :geek:

8. Shannon

   23 March, 2006, 2:14 am

   What’s with the woman on the moped(link)? I’ll put a helmet on my own head, but screw my kids. That irritates the shit out of me. The baseball guy looks like a personal hell for people who hated little league as kids. “Come on Billy you throw like a girl!” 👿

9. Sharibaby

   23 March, 2006, 3:00 am

   :wtf: but did you notice he looks like Herman Munster only he has womens hands and nails ewwwwhhhhh

10. laceylegacey

    23 March, 2006, 3:38 am

    Marcus….WHAT IS YOUR PIC FROM?!?!?!?!?!? :wtf:

11. Lung the Younger

    23 March, 2006, 3:43 am

    Now look at the photo again and try imagining a bloody axe head on the end of the baseball bat.
    It really works, doesn’t it?

12. Ace

    23 March, 2006, 3:54 am

    Come to me children, let me show you how to beat the brains out of someone you don’t like, maybe like someone who cut in line right in front of you. It’ll be fun! Muah ha ha ha ha!

    Yeah this guy is way creepy!

    I think Marcus’s pic is the Scarecrow from Batman Begins.

13. Anna

    23 March, 2006, 5:22 am

    I always thought it was ‘not easy being green’, guess I was wrong. Any idiot can do/be it. :limp:

14. Becky

    23 March, 2006, 5:46 am

    He looks demented……..and he looks like he’d take off your head…and laugh about it……….yikes! 🙁

15. mitch

    23 March, 2006, 6:35 am

    I vill beat you in de head for dat comment, Davezilla!!!!!

16. Eliztric

    23 March, 2006, 7:20 am

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    Looks to me like Scarecrow from Batman Begins.

    Caption: “And number 26 seems to be staring up into the crowd as he practices his swing…Jim, let’s pan over and see what’s struck his fancy…Oh My! Who is that couple? Whoa, whoa, whoa! No wonder 26 is so distracted, that’s his wife putting her hands down that guy’s pants!”

17. Cindy

    23 March, 2006, 7:26 am

    I said “LET GO OF MY EGGO!”

18. Anita Mann-Badley

    23 March, 2006, 7:46 am

    “Heeerrre’s Spring Training!”

    Now, re-read the caption, but you need to get Jack Nicholson swimming around in your head this time…

19. bhamm

    23 March, 2006, 8:03 am

    “Babe Ruth ANGRY! Babe Ruth SMASH!”

20. bob

    23 March, 2006, 8:15 am

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    Blood -leaving-brain cant think

21. mitch smith

    23 March, 2006, 8:16 am

    Herman Munster as Babe Ruth!

22. Creelock

    23 March, 2006, 8:18 am

    “Reagan Goes Batty” by Republican’s for Dangerous Sports, Co-Authored by Dick Cheney :P.. Trust no Politician 🙁
    About the Link I want to know who’s cleaning the back seat after they get that pony out of there :puke: that ride had to scare the Shit out of it 😕

23. Kinyou

    23 March, 2006, 8:49 am

    (During Baseball Player Interview)
    Interviewer: “So, tell me why you’re in the baseball league.”
    Him: “Well, I’ve always had a thing for balls.”
    Interviewer: “…”

24. Kinyou

    23 March, 2006, 8:52 am

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    …

25. Kinyou

    23 March, 2006, 8:54 am

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    I don’t think he’d be smiling if he saw her putting her hands down another man’s pants, and if he saw two women feeling eachother up.. that might be different.

26. Detroit Dave

    23 March, 2006, 9:00 am

    Scientists find further evidence of the link between steroid use and the emergence of “Burger King-like” features not to mention the craving to paint your fingernails. (Have it your way!)

27. Lace Valentine

    23 March, 2006, 9:36 am

    “In the batter’s box, the love child of Joe Dimaggio and Shrek.”

    

28. Dennis Bookhart

    23 March, 2006, 9:51 am

    The wax figure of GW Bush is revealed wearing a baseball uniform. Note the grin of false bravura and combined with an overall stiff impression of complete stupidity. :geek:

29. Patrick

    23 March, 2006, 9:57 am

    re: photos- So when the man said “Baby, Back that ass up”, she said, “Can’t, his frickin’ hooves ain’t touchin’ the ground”!

30. Jeffro

    23 March, 2006, 10:40 am

    Da boss says you aint paid him in three weeks so now i gotta pay you a visit. so… which knee cap first.

31. e-mile

    23 March, 2006, 10:41 am

    the green house gases took their toll…….

32. Bjorn Freeh

    23 March, 2006, 11:13 am

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    Dennis, you failed to mention that it’s his prison baseball uniform…

33. Bobby

    23 March, 2006, 11:26 am

    ….and now in sports news, the Incredible hulk has been called before the baseball commissioner to answer charges of steroid use and bathing in wheat grass shooters…

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    No, no, no, he finally noticed Mandy’s icon…

    😛 😛 😛

34. Tom

    23 March, 2006, 11:30 am

    Stone Phillips at a fantasy baseball camp.

35. Meagan

    23 March, 2006, 11:44 am

    Yeah, sure he’s ugly, green and on steriods. But if you looked a little bit lower you’d see why he’s smiling. :wtf: :wang:

36. Craig

    23 March, 2006, 12:04 pm

    Uh, hmmmm? I got nothin’ :limp:

37. Duke

    23 March, 2006, 12:07 pm

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    It’s easy to criticize someone, but imagine dealing with all the worries of a nation, trying to do what you feel is right, being criticized for everything you do and simultaneously trying to please everyone. – impossible

38. Davezilla

    23 March, 2006, 12:17 pm

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    That’s why we pay presidents the big bucks. They are supposed to be of a caliber that they can get beyond worrying about criticism.

39. Duke

    23 March, 2006, 12:20 pm

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    Yet they are still human

40. Bubbles

    23 March, 2006, 12:22 pm

    It might be easier to deal with the worries of a nation if you aren’t a frickin’ idiot.

41. Bjorn Freeh

    23 March, 2006, 12:26 pm

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    You mean, like now? If so, that’s ok. I’m dealing with it.

42. Marcus

    23 March, 2006, 12:45 pm

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    Scarecrow from Batman Begins

43. MrDoug

    23 March, 2006, 12:47 pm

    Though the Mighty Casey struck out at bat, he did score in the locker room with a blow job from the bull pen.

    Or

    A very pissed off George Bush bashes the heads of his critics after realizing that if Uncle Dick can get away with shooting someone in the face who is going care if he bashes the heads of a few of those pesky dumb O’ crats

44. Logan

    23 March, 2006, 1:00 pm

    :wtf:

45. mitch smith

    23 March, 2006, 1:06 pm

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    Spare me that drivel. Bush deserves nothing but scorn.

46. Lily

    23 March, 2006, 1:07 pm

    That really looks like a zombie.. I don’t particularly like ’em, except the ones with a bat 😛 HAHA

47. Patrick

    23 March, 2006, 1:13 pm

    Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Dade County Dinner Theater. For tonight’s presentation of ‘Bang the Drum Slowly’ the part of the
    catcher, Bruce Pearson, will be played by Kevin Nealon. Kevin Nealon, everybody, give him a big hand”. :wtf:

48. Duke

    23 March, 2006, 1:14 pm

    You can dislike, or even hate someone without insulting those who don’t

49. scamper

    23 March, 2006, 1:16 pm

    Ok folks the dude in the photo is a collection agent for the mob, and some people havn’t paid there debt therefore he’s going collecting. As for the overloaded vehicals, kinda reminds me of the time I loaded a cord of oak firewood in my dads 82 datsun 720 longbed, streeing waa fun but I made the delivery and collected.

50. Mandy

    23 March, 2006, 1:34 pm

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    I love good bad boys.

    Wait that came out wrong. :dead:

51. Other April

    23 March, 2006, 1:40 pm

    I’d hit it.

52. John K

    23 March, 2006, 2:50 pm

    The wax man cometh.

    Herman Munster’s evil twin steps up to the plate.

53. JFLY

    23 March, 2006, 2:52 pm

    First thought: I didn’t know Herman Munster was in “The Warriors” movie

    Second thought: He’s wearing too much blush

    Third thought: I’m adding him to yesterday’s list

54. Bjorn Freeh

    23 March, 2006, 3:06 pm

    To be honest, I don’t see any Herman Munster in this guy, at all. He does have W’s smirk, but he more closely resembles a young Reagan. But, he’s a lefty. Reagan would never do anything from the left. So, that leaves Kevin Nealon (as Patrick suggested).

    One last test: If this guy has a baboon’s ass, it’s definitely Nealon; a horse’s ass, then it’s W.

55. jules

    23 March, 2006, 3:24 pm

    I think it goes back to the whole scarey doll/clown thing….I know it’s going to give me nightmares! 😛 and how did they get all that stuff on those cars in the first place? And that poor donkey!! :wtf:

56. scamper

    23 March, 2006, 4:10 pm

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    not to be rude but if your talking about mandy ditto

57. Steppenwolf

    23 March, 2006, 4:32 pm

    The Detroit Tigers, desperate for a Series title, unveil their new mascot…the Catatonic Cheshire Cat.

58. Esther

    23 March, 2006, 4:41 pm

    “Pardon me whilst I beateth your soul out of you, then dine on it for supper.”

59. Mandy

    23 March, 2006, 8:24 pm

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    She was probably referring to the statue, not me!

60. Davezilla

    23 March, 2006, 8:29 pm

    I have turned off the nested quotes feature, since the quotes were squished beyond recognition. If you need to quote more than one person, click some more balloons. 😈

61. Nikki

    23 March, 2006, 8:31 pm

    You want to click our balloons?

62. charlie

    23 March, 2006, 9:07 pm

    Sure. . . They’ll come, alright. But they ain’t gonna be lookin’ so hot, what with being dead and all, ya know?

63. Master Solace

    23 March, 2006, 9:21 pm

    Herman Munster with his Babe Ruth impression…all I got for this one.

64. Jim S

    23 March, 2006, 10:25 pm

    That was a really good cigar

    man. :wtf:

65. Paige

    23 March, 2006, 10:41 pm

    The Mask-Spring training. Thats all I have. . 🙁

66. Peaches

    23 March, 2006, 10:55 pm

    Ok Dave, here it is………..”Welcome to my nightmare!”

67. Spud

    23 March, 2006, 11:53 pm

    “Grunt”

68. family jules

    24 March, 2006, 1:07 am

    He kinda looks like Ronald Reagan! Or Maybe it’s just Maybelline.

69. Timmmy

    24 March, 2006, 4:56 am

    Eddie Munster all grown up.

70. Eliztric

    24 March, 2006, 7:32 am

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    *laughs* Quite. Very spooky, both of you. Though when I was thinking that caption I imagined he had been smiling for the fans on-camera and then his brain failed at what would presumably be an illogical sight. But that’s not important.

71. VBBJen

    24 March, 2006, 10:13 am

    I knw what you mean, half-realistic figures like that are much more scary than really really realistic ones (which end up being more fascinating). I almost didn’t see Team America because of my hate of marioneetes.

72. Sue

    24 March, 2006, 10:25 am

    ….umm, is it me or does this baseball player look a lot like Ronald Regan?
    “A cloned Ronald Reagan’s picture was captured by Nancy’s cell phone camera, just before her head was bashed. He kept repeteing…”I run thing now…I run things now…” :wtf:

73. Master Solace

    25 March, 2006, 7:47 pm

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    I think it came out pretty good there…at least sounded good to me… 👿 :wang:

74. Master Solace

    25 March, 2006, 7:51 pm

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    haven’t laughed this hard in so long…….very good one there, Sue. But as an added bonus…it can’t be Ronald Reagan…he’s wearing a prison uniform…didn’t Ronald Reagan say the famous line “I am not a crook.”…

75. Jane

    25 March, 2006, 9:36 pm

    American Baseball *shudders* need I say more?

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