Caption Time #103

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1. 

   23 March, 2006

   Driver

   If you build it…………..
   Zombie baseball player’s will come , bash your head open eat your brains
   and use your gonads for a ball game…….get it , gonads , ball game…… oh well

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2. 

   23 March, 2006

   Marcus

   It’s his smile that is creepy. Please put a cover on it. You had a superhero a while ago. Is this the same place Dave?

   Now, the overloaded vehicles made me smile. It is so common in Thailand that you sometimes forget how strange it is. Usually you can see Thais driving the family motorcycle. 2 adults and 2 children. baby, father, child, and finally mother. 😆

   The answer to my question. It was my 2nd year in Thailand and I was teaching a young pretty lady the simple present. Of course I was a clueless wonder and I didn’t speak much Thai and knew nothing about Thai slang.

   So, when she said she smokes but not cigarettes I had to ask another teacher what she meant. Here it is.

   She smokes… :wang:.. :wtf: 😆 Thanks for the offer. :wang: :wang: 😆

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3. 

   23 March, 2006

   Driver

   As For the link
   Weight limit ? we dont got no stinking weight limit.

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4. 

   23 March, 2006

   Mandy

   “I play baseball while wearing my wife’s undergarments. So soft and silky.”

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5. 

   23 March, 2006

   Driver

   Mandy
   what a bad girl you are , I love a good bad girl.

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6. 

   23 March, 2006

   April

   LOL, I’m digging the mosh girl photo manip in the overloaded vehicles thread.

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7. 

   23 March, 2006

   Spud

   Caption – Fear Me

   as to why its scary on a couple of fronts I put forward this hypothesis…

   1. The background lighting is green and dark.

   2.The composite image (cgi) of an idealized version of a legendary baseball slugger is your worst nightmare as a pitcher.
   On this point –
   a/ the shoulders are freaking huge
   b/ the dude’s grin says “bring it on”
   c/ you know he’s going to hurt you

   3. It’s somehow not “quite” right.

   :geek:

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8. 

   23 March, 2006

   Shannon

   What’s with the woman on the moped(link)? I’ll put a helmet on my own head, but screw my kids. That irritates the shit out of me. The baseball guy looks like a personal hell for people who hated little league as kids. “Come on Billy you throw like a girl!” 👿

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9. 

   23 March, 2006

   Sharibaby

   :wtf: but did you notice he looks like Herman Munster only he has womens hands and nails ewwwwhhhhh

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10. 

    23 March, 2006

    laceylegacey

    Marcus….WHAT IS YOUR PIC FROM?!?!?!?!?!? :wtf:

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11. 

    23 March, 2006

    Lung the Younger

    Now look at the photo again and try imagining a bloody axe head on the end of the baseball bat.
    It really works, doesn’t it?

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12. 

    23 March, 2006

    Ace

    Come to me children, let me show you how to beat the brains out of someone you don’t like, maybe like someone who cut in line right in front of you. It’ll be fun! Muah ha ha ha ha!

    Yeah this guy is way creepy!

    I think Marcus’s pic is the Scarecrow from Batman Begins.

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13. 

    23 March, 2006

    Anna

    I always thought it was ‘not easy being green’, guess I was wrong. Any idiot can do/be it. :limp:

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14. 

    23 March, 2006

    Becky

    He looks demented……..and he looks like he’d take off your head…and laugh about it……….yikes! 🙁

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15. 

    23 March, 2006

    mitch

    I vill beat you in de head for dat comment, Davezilla!!!!!

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16. 

    23 March, 2006

    Eliztric

    [Comment ID #36248 will be quoted here]

    Looks to me like Scarecrow from Batman Begins.

    Caption: “And number 26 seems to be staring up into the crowd as he practices his swing…Jim, let’s pan over and see what’s struck his fancy…Oh My! Who is that couple? Whoa, whoa, whoa! No wonder 26 is so distracted, that’s his wife putting her hands down that guy’s pants!”

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17. 

    23 March, 2006

    Cindy

    I said “LET GO OF MY EGGO!”

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18. 

    23 March, 2006

    Anita Mann-Badley

    “Heeerrre’s Spring Training!”

    Now, re-read the caption, but you need to get Jack Nicholson swimming around in your head this time…

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19. 

    23 March, 2006

    bhamm

    “Babe Ruth ANGRY! Babe Ruth SMASH!”

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20. 

    23 March, 2006

    bob

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    Blood -leaving-brain cant think

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21. 

    23 March, 2006

    mitch smith

    Herman Munster as Babe Ruth!

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22. 

    23 March, 2006

    Creelock

    “Reagan Goes Batty” by Republican’s for Dangerous Sports, Co-Authored by Dick Cheney :P.. Trust no Politician 🙁
    About the Link I want to know who’s cleaning the back seat after they get that pony out of there :puke: that ride had to scare the Shit out of it 😕

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23. 

    23 March, 2006

    Kinyou

    (During Baseball Player Interview)
    Interviewer: “So, tell me why you’re in the baseball league.”
    Him: “Well, I’ve always had a thing for balls.”
    Interviewer: “…”

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24. 

    23 March, 2006

    Kinyou

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    …

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25. 

    23 March, 2006

    Kinyou

    [Comment ID #36349 will be quoted here]

    I don’t think he’d be smiling if he saw her putting her hands down another man’s pants, and if he saw two women feeling eachother up.. that might be different.

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26. 

    23 March, 2006

    Detroit Dave

    Scientists find further evidence of the link between steroid use and the emergence of “Burger King-like” features not to mention the craving to paint your fingernails. (Have it your way!)

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27. 

    23 March, 2006

    Lace Valentine

    “In the batter’s box, the love child of Joe Dimaggio and Shrek.”

    

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28. 

    23 March, 2006

    Dennis Bookhart

    The wax figure of GW Bush is revealed wearing a baseball uniform. Note the grin of false bravura and combined with an overall stiff impression of complete stupidity. :geek:

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29. 

    23 March, 2006

    Patrick

    re: photos- So when the man said “Baby, Back that ass up”, she said, “Can’t, his frickin’ hooves ain’t touchin’ the ground”!

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30. 

    23 March, 2006

    Jeffro

    Da boss says you aint paid him in three weeks so now i gotta pay you a visit. so… which knee cap first.

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31. 

    23 March, 2006

    e-mile

    the green house gases took their toll…….

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32. 

    23 March, 2006

    Bjorn Freeh

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    Dennis, you failed to mention that it’s his prison baseball uniform…

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33. 

    23 March, 2006

    Bobby

    ….and now in sports news, the Incredible hulk has been called before the baseball commissioner to answer charges of steroid use and bathing in wheat grass shooters…

    [Comment ID #36349 will be quoted here]

    No, no, no, he finally noticed Mandy’s icon…

    😛 😛 😛

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34. 

    23 March, 2006

    Tom

    Stone Phillips at a fantasy baseball camp.

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35. 

    23 March, 2006

    Meagan

    Yeah, sure he’s ugly, green and on steriods. But if you looked a little bit lower you’d see why he’s smiling. :wtf: :wang:

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36. 

    23 March, 2006

    Craig

    Uh, hmmmm? I got nothin’ :limp:

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37. 

    23 March, 2006

    Duke

    [Comment ID #36369 will be quoted here]

    It’s easy to criticize someone, but imagine dealing with all the worries of a nation, trying to do what you feel is right, being criticized for everything you do and simultaneously trying to please everyone. – impossible

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38. 

    23 March, 2006

    Davezilla

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    That’s why we pay presidents the big bucks. They are supposed to be of a caliber that they can get beyond worrying about criticism.

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39. 

    23 March, 2006

    Duke

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    Yet they are still human

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40. 

    23 March, 2006

    Bubbles

    It might be easier to deal with the worries of a nation if you aren’t a frickin’ idiot.

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41. 

    23 March, 2006

    Bjorn Freeh

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    You mean, like now? If so, that’s ok. I’m dealing with it.

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42. 

    23 March, 2006

    Marcus

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    Scarecrow from Batman Begins

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43. 

    23 March, 2006

    MrDoug

    Though the Mighty Casey struck out at bat, he did score in the locker room with a blow job from the bull pen.

    Or

    A very pissed off George Bush bashes the heads of his critics after realizing that if Uncle Dick can get away with shooting someone in the face who is going care if he bashes the heads of a few of those pesky dumb O’ crats

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44. 

    23 March, 2006

    Logan

    :wtf:

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45. 

    23 March, 2006

    mitch smith

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    Spare me that drivel. Bush deserves nothing but scorn.

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46. 

    23 March, 2006

    Lily

    That really looks like a zombie.. I don’t particularly like ’em, except the ones with a bat 😛 HAHA

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47. 

    23 March, 2006

    Patrick

    Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Dade County Dinner Theater. For tonight’s presentation of ‘Bang the Drum Slowly’ the part of the
    catcher, Bruce Pearson, will be played by Kevin Nealon. Kevin Nealon, everybody, give him a big hand”. :wtf:

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48. 

    23 March, 2006

    Duke

    You can dislike, or even hate someone without insulting those who don’t

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49. 

    23 March, 2006

    scamper

    Ok folks the dude in the photo is a collection agent for the mob, and some people havn’t paid there debt therefore he’s going collecting. As for the overloaded vehicals, kinda reminds me of the time I loaded a cord of oak firewood in my dads 82 datsun 720 longbed, streeing waa fun but I made the delivery and collected.

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50. 

    23 March, 2006

    Mandy

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    I love good bad boys.

    Wait that came out wrong. :dead:

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51. 

    23 March, 2006

    Other April

    I’d hit it.

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52. 

    23 March, 2006

    John K

    The wax man cometh.

    Herman Munster’s evil twin steps up to the plate.

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53. 

    23 March, 2006

    JFLY

    First thought: I didn’t know Herman Munster was in “The Warriors” movie

    Second thought: He’s wearing too much blush

    Third thought: I’m adding him to yesterday’s list

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54. 

    23 March, 2006

    Bjorn Freeh

    To be honest, I don’t see any Herman Munster in this guy, at all. He does have W’s smirk, but he more closely resembles a young Reagan. But, he’s a lefty. Reagan would never do anything from the left. So, that leaves Kevin Nealon (as Patrick suggested).

    One last test: If this guy has a baboon’s ass, it’s definitely Nealon; a horse’s ass, then it’s W.

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55. 

    23 March, 2006

    jules

    I think it goes back to the whole scarey doll/clown thing….I know it’s going to give me nightmares! 😛 and how did they get all that stuff on those cars in the first place? And that poor donkey!! :wtf:

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56. 

    23 March, 2006

    scamper

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    not to be rude but if your talking about mandy ditto

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57. 

    23 March, 2006

    Steppenwolf

    The Detroit Tigers, desperate for a Series title, unveil their new mascot…the Catatonic Cheshire Cat.

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58. 

    23 March, 2006

    Esther

    “Pardon me whilst I beateth your soul out of you, then dine on it for supper.”

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59. 

    23 March, 2006

    Mandy

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    She was probably referring to the statue, not me!

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60. 

    23 March, 2006

    Davezilla

    I have turned off the nested quotes feature, since the quotes were squished beyond recognition. If you need to quote more than one person, click some more balloons. 😈

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61. 

    23 March, 2006

    Nikki

    You want to click our balloons?

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62. 

    23 March, 2006

    charlie

    Sure. . . They’ll come, alright. But they ain’t gonna be lookin’ so hot, what with being dead and all, ya know?

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63. 

    23 March, 2006

    Master Solace

    Herman Munster with his Babe Ruth impression…all I got for this one.

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64. 

    23 March, 2006

    Jim S

    That was a really good cigar

    man. :wtf:

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65. 

    23 March, 2006

    Paige

    The Mask-Spring training. Thats all I have. . 🙁

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66. 

    23 March, 2006

    Peaches

    Ok Dave, here it is………..”Welcome to my nightmare!”

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67. 

    23 March, 2006

    Spud

    “Grunt”

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68. 

    24 March, 2006

    family jules

    He kinda looks like Ronald Reagan! Or Maybe it’s just Maybelline.

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69. 

    24 March, 2006

    Timmmy

    Eddie Munster all grown up.

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    24 March, 2006

    Eliztric

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    *laughs* Quite. Very spooky, both of you. Though when I was thinking that caption I imagined he had been smiling for the fans on-camera and then his brain failed at what would presumably be an illogical sight. But that’s not important.

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71. 

    24 March, 2006

    VBBJen

    I knw what you mean, half-realistic figures like that are much more scary than really really realistic ones (which end up being more fascinating). I almost didn’t see Team America because of my hate of marioneetes.

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72. 

    24 March, 2006

    Sue

    ….umm, is it me or does this baseball player look a lot like Ronald Regan?
    “A cloned Ronald Reagan’s picture was captured by Nancy’s cell phone camera, just before her head was bashed. He kept repeteing…”I run thing now…I run things now…” :wtf:

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73. 

    25 March, 2006

    Master Solace

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    I think it came out pretty good there…at least sounded good to me… 👿 :wang:

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74. 

    25 March, 2006

    Master Solace

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    haven’t laughed this hard in so long…….very good one there, Sue. But as an added bonus…it can’t be Ronald Reagan…he’s wearing a prison uniform…didn’t Ronald Reagan say the famous line “I am not a crook.”…

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75. 

    25 March, 2006

    Jane

    American Baseball *shudders* need I say more?

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