CD Cover Generator

Dig it. Go to Wikipedia. Hit Random. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. Go to Random Quotations. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. Go to Flickr and click on Explore the last seven days. Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover. Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together or use Picnik.com. Facebook users: Post it with this text in the caption and tag the friends you want to participate Email your…

Jelly of the Damned

These type of ads from the 1950s really disturb the living hell outta me. Her peg-like teeth are ready to devour her mother's soft, fleshy hands. Much tastier than the jelly, which seems to be made from freshly crushed dog livers. This child is to be feared and burned at the stake. Her head must be removed to prevent her from returning to the living, her mouth stuffed with garlic and a cross.