Category: Observations
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Notes to Self: No. 6,221-6,223
There is a finite limit to the amount of bluing that can be applied to a load of whites No matter how good it seems at the time, consuming three brownies and a Coke in rapid succession before a meeting is really not a good idea When you go out this weekend, your shoes will…
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Bad Cartoon Week, 7 of 7
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Airplane Safety Tips
Airplane Safety Tips Link of the Day: Jesus Appears on Dog’s Butt, link via JudyKTW Video of the Day: Pickle Surprise!, link via Jim. Not safe for the easily disturbed.
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Automobile names that never caught on
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How to Speak Project Manager
When they say, “How’s the work coming along?” they really mean, “I am not missing my lunch break over you.” When they say, “I’m glad you were assigned to this,” they really mean, “Nobody else was stupid enough to work on this.” When they say, “We need to manage the client top down,” they really…
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Worst things about dating a Werewolf
Having to take them out for walksies at midnight Finding 18″flea collars They crotch sniff your boss at the company Christmas party Finding your sex toys chewed up behind the sofa The bones buried in the backyard look human The high turnover of mailmen Knowing that the tongue was last used as toilet paper When…
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Overused Movie Clichés #3: Hero Edition
The boss is a jerk, but he knows when he’s made a mistake. Please come back! Boy, am I ever glad to see you! So this is who he sends to do his dirty work? I’ve been down that road before, kid. I ain’t goin’ back to that life. I told ya already. I’m finished.…
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Honey Don’t List
Don’t bathe the puppy in the dishwasher. Or the washing machine. Don’t use your socks to mop the floor. Or mine. Cleaning the mini blinds does not mean turning the slats the other way so the dirt faces the neighbors. Laying 2x4s over your pants does not constitute ironing. Don’t use the iron to make…
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Note to Self, No. 6,015
No matter how good an idea it may seem at the time, do not reheat grilled cheese in the microwave oven at work more than once.
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I went to this concert!
Make your own fake tickets with the Concert Ticket Generator. Link via James B.
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The Wisdom of Coworkers
Coworker: “Dave, can you look at this Laser printer? It’s broken and I can’t find IT anywhere.” Me: “Yeah, what’s it doing?” Coworker: “Well, {other coworker} sent a color file to this printer but this is a black and white printer.” Me: “So?” Coworker: “Well, you just can’t do that!” Me: “Yes, you can, and…
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