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Apologies for the down time yesterday. It wasn't the server. For some reason (that is still not resolved) the company that I purchased the domain Davezilla.com from assumed my ownership had expired, when in fact it expires next year in 2011.
12:34:56
I always seem to look at the clock when it turns 12:34, and frequently, 12:34:56. I don't do this intentionally, nor do I wait for it to turn. it's just a weird synchronicity thing. I asked several of my friends if they always seem to notice a certain time on the clock and I am alone on the sequential numbering; they all see 11:11. Jason told me that many people say you are to make a wish if you see 11:11. How about you? Do you always notice a certain time of the day on digital clocks?
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In retrospect it was probably not the best idea to eat Blair's Death Rain XXX Hot Habanero Chips minutes before a meeting with the executives.
Oops, the maid cleaned up
So things may not be in the same place you left them last night. But you know, things got a little crazy with you last night. We've never done it like that before. I hope you still respect me. By the way, you left your socks on my bed.
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