Posted inObservations ZOMG Posted by By Davezilla 30 January, 200841 Comments Audio is NSFW. Fuh-reeeeak! Link via Jason Macemore Cool kids shareClick to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related Tags: FreaksWhat theLast updated on 25 July, 2017 Post navigation Previous Post My bathtub is a cat toyboxNext PostCaption Time #219
The steroids have given him a nice bass quality to his voice. That’s nice.
Let me b the first to wish you a very ZILLA :boobs: :boobs: birthday!!!
:wtf:Don’t he know that the juice will shrink the jewels??? :limp:
I bet that guy has no sex cause his junk is shriveled! :limp:
Does he get off giving himself nipple twisters?? Yeck! :puke:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE
May the Zillagirls grant your every naughty wish-with Natalie’s permission of course .
I think this guy really misses his boyfriend .
I think this guy is his own boyfriend. Happy Birthday, Dave
Happy Birthday, Dave. May you have 70 more.
I hope that muscle-bound gorilla isn’t another of AnnieB’s in-bred cousins. :kiss: 😛 :wtf:
Wow! Happy B-Day Dave.
Where is the televised Zilladay parade? May we all celebrate the birth of the great Zillaleader with a mass mooning focused in the general direction of Detroit. Ladies first. (that was your present from me, turn away now)
May I be the first to give you birthday spankings, Dave? 😈
:wtf: As if my mind wasn’t foggy enough battling a cold and new training courses. What a freakshow. He should just poke a hole in the mirror and screw himself to pieces already.
Aw Hamburgers. I forgot to wish you a happy birthday Dave. So ehm…. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Don’t get too :puke: from celebrating tonight.
His favourite song is by the MePlastics – “When I Think About Me, I Touch Myself”
HFB Dave! May the next Sixbucks freak you meet be a cute, horny female who is a :boobs: :boobs: flasher.
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Jeez Flash. Who do you think I am … Marie Osmond? Only she could have THAT many relatives. 😛
@ Pablo – Good idea, I’m in!
Happy Birthday Dave! There’s a moon out tonight. 😛 I could also show you a little bit of heaven if you think you could handle it … :kiss:
YUCK – I’m gay and even I find that to be NASTY.
He should roll over and date himself.
Happy Happy Dave !
I have 3 guesses about the Steroid Ranger
Man, I must have spaced……. 😀
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!
May your kitten bring you a good gift!
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Yeah … like the Reds???? Did ya, did ya get them????
@ Pablo – did you take a funny pill today? 😆
All I can say is whoa!?
I was going to join in the Big Birthday MoonFest toward Detroit, but, due to the 9 degree temp and 65 mph wind, I just scraped the frost off of a northwest-facing window and kind of farted thru my longjohns, and then went back to twisting my nipples.
Happy ZillaDay. Remember, you’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
And the first 20 years are the toughest half of your life.
Damn, Pablo, you almost made me spew soda at “gerbil death wail” 😀
Problem is, with all the hgh he’s taken, his package is probably so small that even the girbil would be saying “Is it in, yet?” 😈
Dave, happy b-day to you. Hope Nat can take Meagan spanking you while Annie shows you heaven. Lucky Dog! You’ll need the kitten to fetch your socks for you after all the Zilla Girls knock them off you… :undies:
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I think if Marie Osmond tried to be you, she’d just self-ignite and explode… but that’s just one of the things we love about you… 😆
Speaking of self-ignition, is Flash getting brave in his posts to you or has he just been taking his funny pills? 😆 😀 😆
Dave: Even if it IS your birthday, do you really think it’s appropriate to post a video of yourself at the top of Davezilla?
(Snort, guffaw, chortle…)
Happy birthday, you creative bastard! (You know I mean that in the best possible way!)
Drusky—Flash has been taking lessons from the Sultan of Cleveland, Benny Lava. 🙄 😛 :wtf: 😀
AnnieB—Goodness no, I don’t think of you as Marie O., I think of you as more like
the chick in the Resident Evil movies, Mila Jovovitch. (Boing! :wang: :wang:)
Happy Birthday, Dave! Starbucks gift card in the mail!
I like my men in shape, but when they have larger erect nipples than I, well, that’s where I draw the line! :boobs:
Do they have a USB toy for us women that would make us cool and hip, too? Should I take time to peruse their ‘catalog’?
Ew. He just punched himself. Multiple times. And he liked it.
BTW- Did anybody notice the â€œclassicâ€ Kid picture behind him (dude- your dad is on youtube touching himself- ).
Happee Birthday Dave! 😆 :geek: :java: 😈
The video is very disturbing on quite few levels.
1. I watched it.
2. This gut believed what he said.
3. He has relatives.
Happy Birthday Dave! here’swishing you lots of :undies: :thong: :undies: :thong: :boobs: :boobs: and plenty of :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:to rise up to the occasion
on a not so happy note, i live in Kenya and my country is right now going through a tough time. so my funny bone is kind of not working right now. Zillagirls…any ideas? could use a little more than thumbnail action here, whaddyasay? Peace to all in Zillaland
A very happy birthday to you and Prince Felipe of Spain – in that order.
Dave, have a Belated Birthday Blast
Thank you all for the wishes, spanks, naughty email pictures. I had a great birthday. 😈
Happy birthday Dave! I also celebrated my godsons birthday yesterday.
Here is a present for you! 😛
HAPPY FELATED BIDET!
ps. that guy is so sexy he deserves to be licked all over his body……with the tongue of my doc martins.
NAUGHTY EMAIL PICTURES
I believe it’s customary to show your gifts to everyone at the party . 😛
Que se lo ponga! Que se lo ponga!
I’ve got a special gift you can unwrap! 😈
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If he doesn’t, I will! No hablo espanol. 🙁 🙄 :boobs: :wang:
Today is a very special day. Our own Master of Droll Humor is celebrating HIS birthday!
Drum roll … HAPPY BIRTHDAY BJORN !!! :kiss: 😆 😛
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Hear, Hear! You open them and then pass them around. Whatcha going to put in the hand out bags for your guests?
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Mandy is preparing an entire set for us. 😀
Wow, It’s so nasty and NSFW that my computer hook up is protecting me from its evilness. I just have a gray box. Apparently it’s a singing bodybuilder.
Happy Birthday, Dave!
Happy Belated, Dave! Mine was the 31st! Almost twins?! 😀 Okay, maybe not.
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