Observations

Last night we were sitting at a crowded bar when this trampy woman with a bottle or two of cheap perfume on, smashed into Lizz in an effort to order a drink. Everything in the area soon took on her stench. I told Lizz that the woman smelled like "a whore rolled in blue cheese" which made her spew her drink. I thought it was a pretty good insult. What's your best? Not one you've heard, but the best one you've ever made up yourself.

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