Category: Observations

If someone tells you they are at your disposal, does that mean they are standing by your kitchen sink? If a AA bra that is extra small, and a DD bra is extra large, why are there no BB or CC bras for women who are nicely average? What the hell kinda name is Chock…

Lice Krispies Kellogg’s Porn Flakes Frosted Mini Feets Sugar Frosted Aches Ape Nuts Cap’n Chronic Brute Loops Unlucky Harms Funny Bunches of Goats What cereals names would you reject? If you need some inspiration, look through Mr. Breakfast.

The whole of the Interwebs are alight with chatter of whether or not a nekkid lady is reflected in Dick Cheney’s sunglasses. I say that’s ridiculous. Have you ever seen Dick Cheney? No woman would get naked in front of him. Here’s a few guesses of mine. What are your guesses?

Last night we were sitting at a crowded bar when this trampy woman with a bottle or two of cheap perfume on, smashed into Lizz in an effort to order a drink. Everything in the area soon took on her stench. I told Lizz that the woman smelled like “a whore rolled in blue cheese”…

snacks rinky-dink kudos jumped the shark perfect storm trifecta “Let’s take this offline” hinky bat-shit crazy What words and phrases do you find annoying?

Taste the rainbow! Just do it! Zoom Zoom! Think different. Finger-lickin’ good! Are you a Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut case? Clap on, clap off Wii would like to play Now you’re playing with power! Rip, slip, brush..Ahhh! Reach out and touch someone. We try harder. The quick picker upper. A little dab’ll do ya. Have…