Category: Observations

  • Things I Learned from Movies, Part III

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    Davezilla

  • Scubby?

    OK, dear readers. I am putting together a list and want your help. The few thousand of you who loyally read this site should have enough collective experience to make this happen. I’ve been fascinated by how each car and truck that has a cult-ish following has a nickname made up for it that all…

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    Davezilla

  • Bat-se?

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  • ZOMG!! BANQUETZ!!

    My posting has been intermittent of late because work, while not intellectually challenging, is physically demanding and most nights I get home these days too tired to string together a coherent word spoken aloud, much less work the keyboard. As an example of my sheer tiredness, the other day I got home, took off my…

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    Lee Bond

  • Isn’t Work Fun?

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    Crossing the casino floor (I’m legally prevented from saying which one by a NDA so profound I can’t even comment if it’s on this planet, let alone something as simple as it’s name) is like wandering through a menagerie of Darwinism (indeed, and participants in the Darwin Awards). Though the dude sucking back the eighteen…

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    Lee Bond

  • The reason for the high gas prices

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    So I came across a very interesting post on a forum recently. I defy you to make sense of it. “The reason for the high gas prices is to force people not to travel very much and stay in their locale. Due to the fact that the Purebred Reptilian race that lives in the hollow…

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    Davezilla

  • Sarah Marshall? Forgotten. Big Giant Geek Penis? Sadly, Never.

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    So a few of my friends saw the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall awhile ago and said that it was really, really funny. How could it not be, especially since it was penned by the same guys that did 40 Year Old Virgin (which was the only Steve Carrell movie until Get Smart that I will…

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    Lee Bond

  • Are you eating feet again?

    Certain foods smell great if you’re the one cooking or eating them, but if someone else is—”particularly at work—”they smell vile. Others only smell good at certain times of the day. Some examples: Chicken Soup: If it’s yours, it’s comfort food. If someone else has it, it smells like a frat boy’s fungused feet. Curry:…

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    Davezilla

  • More Annoying Words

    Putty Pewter Sputum Guffaw Gewgaw… …And its evil twin geegaw Hijinks Hinky Hella What words are annoying you, lately?

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    Davezilla

  • Things you’ve never seen

    A vegan mosquito A woman with a fear of shoes A cat begging to have a leash put on it A 90 year-old woman off-roading in a Jeep Wrangler A group of overweight frat boys engaged in group pilates Fat, old men in panties, pretending to be teenage girls in chatrooms A roomful of Victoria’s…

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  • Where I was all weekend, Part II

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    So this was the bathroom: On the plus side, they had giant scissors, a clearly marked beach and the biggest smiley face I hope to ever see. Also, the Shriners up there drive funny cars. Despite the weirdness, I actually got three days to relax and not work or go online. Go me!

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    Davezilla

  • Where I was all weekend, Part I

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    Lizz and I took a much needed vacation up north this weekend. I had planned a month in advance to get a romantic Bed & Breakfast for the Fourth of July weekend. Sadly, my favorite B&B gets booked up three months ahead so I booked with another place. The week of, I got a panicked…

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    Davezilla