After the chair debacle, Liz and I sat down in chairs from polite persons of less than great intelligence. An hour or so later, we […]
Month: December 2007
And furthermore… Part I
I really need to take a camera with me every time I have coffee with my friend Liz. We see the best freaks. Tonight topped […]
Lamest Super-powers to have, Part II
I would like super powers. Nothing too fancy, mind you. Just minor abilities to get me through the week. The ability to see through chocolates […]
Last minute gift ideas
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Complete this sentence, #41
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I rarely have snappy comebacks
…but today I nailed one without skipping a beat. [SCENE: Starbucks] Woman: “Ahem. Is that an Apple product?” Me: “Yes, it’s a G4 Laptop” Woman: […]
Worst ringtones ever
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Obey the Naughty Palace
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Words mangled by last night’s waitress
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Caption Time #213
This is my neighbor’s inflatable Grinch. Every night he deflates and by morning, it’s difficult to tell if he is hungover, facing Mecca or performing […]
Nice parking job
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