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Sponge Bob is very, very drunk

By Davezilla 22 February, 2006Uncategorized36 Comments

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By Davezilla 21 February, 2006Observations54 Comments

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Caption Time #99

By Davezilla 20 February, 2006Caption Time45 Comments

Jakob Nielsen’s Usability Fighting Styles

By Davezilla 19 February, 2006Caption Time31 Comments

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Little things mean a lot

By Davezilla 18 February, 2006Observations60 Comments

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By Davezilla 17 February, 2006Uncategorized65 Comments

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Caption Time #98

By Davezilla 15 February, 2006Caption Time43 Comments

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By Davezilla 14 February, 2006Observations37 Comments

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Dear Mr. Cheney,

By Davezilla 13 February, 2006Uncategorized37 Comments

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Why I’m not a janitor

By Davezilla 11 February, 2006Uncategorized42 Comments