Caption Time #98

1. neil

   15 February, 2006, 12:44 am

   Hey, shades of “V”!

2. Tian

   15 February, 2006, 1:24 am

   Is that David Blaine with his latest magic trick?

3. Master Solace

   15 February, 2006, 1:41 am

   Looks like Mr. Rodent Licker is at it again. He must like the taste New York street vendor cuisine. 😈

4. John K

   15 February, 2006, 2:28 am

   Early Bird gets the MOUSE?

5. Spud

   15 February, 2006, 3:22 am

   I got them bush tucker blues in the morning
   da dada da dum
   I got them bush tucker blues in the evening
   da dada da dum
   But when my pretty mouse went down
   dada da dum
   I got those bush tucker blues all night long

   oh yeah

   :geek:

6. larfus

   15 February, 2006, 3:57 am

   it was all fun and games til the mouse pooed. 🙁

7. MandyLocke

   15 February, 2006, 6:47 am

   “No Biff! Eat chocolate MOUSSE!” :wtf:

8. mitch

   15 February, 2006, 6:54 am

   “Ha ha ha! You’re not so speedy now are you Gonzales?”

9. Paige

   15 February, 2006, 7:31 am

   Remember the urban legend about KFC, that the woman found a fried rat and she bit into it thinking that it was chicken??????? Well, at least it was fried!!!!! :puke:

10. bhamm

    15 February, 2006, 8:14 am

    Red Roof Inn introduces its new Sunrise Breakfast. Only $4.99! And don’t forget, children stay and eat for free! (If they can catch it.)

    or…

    After their first day on the job, the new writers are fired from Jackass.

11. Tami Jo

    15 February, 2006, 8:17 am

    “A little to the left…little more…stop–there! Got it. Yup, those adenoids are inflamed and have to come out immediately. Nurse!”

12. FISH

    15 February, 2006, 8:39 am

    Gerbiling for Dummies? :wtf: ❓

13. Fran

    15 February, 2006, 8:50 am

    Raphael demonstrates the proper etiquette for eating a mouse, holding the tail firmly between his thumb and middle finger with the index, ring, and pinky fingers bent gracefully toward the palm. Notice he is not grabbing the mouse brutishly around its middle and cramming it into his mouth.

14. Jilly

    15 February, 2006, 9:12 am

    He’s obviously a purist! I like my mouse with a little cheese…

15. frisko

    15 February, 2006, 9:56 am

    Wrong end of the body to fully enjoy his rodent.

    I am so gross.

16. plopsie

    15 February, 2006, 10:08 am

    As the sun goes down and the full moon rises, Weimer the Were-Kitty, enjoys his first victim of the evening

17. girl

    15 February, 2006, 10:15 am

    on the next episode of “Survivor: Kansan Plains” Joey eats a live mouse when his Boy Scout training fails to help him light a fire to cook the poor critter. eek eek! :wtf:

18. tenderflower

    15 February, 2006, 10:51 am

    Hey, isn’t that the dude who was having a love affair with a rodent on the couch? I guess the little rat spurned him.

19. BELLY BOY

    15 February, 2006, 12:17 pm

    HA HA HA … NOW I’VE GOT YOU MIGHTY MOUSE !!!!!!!
    😈

20. laceylegacey

    15 February, 2006, 12:51 pm

    :roll:…ahhh… the things you will do when stoned… 😳

21. laceylegacey

    15 February, 2006, 12:52 pm

    [Comment ID #23300 will be quoted here]

    yes you are

22. frisko

    15 February, 2006, 1:52 pm

    Thanks.

23. Kami

    15 February, 2006, 2:22 pm

    A has been frat boy doing a homemade tame version of Fear Factor.

    “You have 2 minutes to try swallowing as many live mite infested mice as you can.”

    “You get one beer. Go.”

    :puke:

24. MrDoug

    15 February, 2006, 2:24 pm

    Mic….Se ya in my colon!
    key….Why? Cauz I am one sick bastard!
    Mouse…..

    or

    Dad can you tell me the story of how the last preebles jumping mouse in existance vanished?

25. prtyprincess7104

    15 February, 2006, 2:42 pm

    So that’s my HUMANE method of getting rid of mice…
    :wtf:

26. Ron

    15 February, 2006, 2:46 pm

    If it was me, I’de rather eat pussy! :thong: :wang: 😈

27. prtyprincess7104

    15 February, 2006, 2:53 pm

    Nice little fur burger… :geek:

28. George Dubya

    15 February, 2006, 3:00 pm

    Watch out, Dick Cheney was gunning for that mouse and he hasn’t given up!

29. D-Ron

    15 February, 2006, 6:08 pm

    Its A Good Thing That Mc Rodents Quit Super Sizing

30. tinamarie

    15 February, 2006, 7:07 pm

    Mmmmm, hanta virus appetizer! :wtf:

31. djemm

    15 February, 2006, 7:46 pm

    City mouse meets a Country mouth I wonder whats for dessert 😈

32. poisonwisky

    15 February, 2006, 7:49 pm

    too many cheese sticks friend? well not to worry for new from the makers of ex-lax……….. ❓

33. JenHCCH

    15 February, 2006, 8:12 pm

    And here I thought the first episode of Survivor was bad….watching the girl on exile island eat a worm…Fear Factor’s still the worst. What’s bad is that these people volunteer for this Shi!.
    …..Is there money behind eating the mouse?….. If not he’s one sick bastard…. Hell….if there is he’s still one sick bastard :puke: :limp:

34. Jim S

    15 February, 2006, 8:39 pm

    That poor mouse. 🙁

35. harry faque

    15 February, 2006, 9:02 pm

    Jacko the flame-breathing Armenian is asking to broil yet another mouse for the boys in the box car…..

36. Bjorn Freeh

    15 February, 2006, 9:11 pm

    I’m spending a week in Orlando… I understand this guy completely.

37. harry faque

    15 February, 2006, 10:12 pm

    Druid hell-week ritual…..

38. smcclain85

    15 February, 2006, 11:13 pm

    I will never be that hungry ❓

39. Alex

    16 February, 2006, 7:03 am

    Unable to keep his cravings secret CAT Man sneaks a bite of rodent while out of costume.

40. Da Popster

    16 February, 2006, 9:29 am

    WRONG KIND of furburger you IDIOT!!!! :limp: :puke:

41. kate

    16 February, 2006, 3:31 pm

    [Comment ID #23279 will be quoted here]

    dom you cought mee well at least i know i will get to poop in his sorry fat ass intestine bastard

42. Fran

    16 February, 2006, 4:58 pm

    Hey! Didn’t anybody try sketch swap?? Stick figures allowed. 😆

43. nothingsshockn

    19 February, 2006, 4:20 pm

    HELP!! I’m choking on cheese! :dead:

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