Caption Time #99

1. Duker

   20 February, 2006, 12:07 am

   Thanks Dave! I just LOVE my new dildo!! 😛

2. MandyLocke

   20 February, 2006, 12:11 am

   Big girls need big toys! :wang:

3. Spud

   20 February, 2006, 1:40 am

   That’s either a very tall girl or a very small room.

   and I see they’ve found a new use for some old medievil torture devices…

   or pleasure

   sometimes it’s a fine line between pleasure and pain.

   annnnnddddd I take it MNSFW means – maybe not safe for work? or, major not safe for work?

   :geek:

4. aimmelou

   20 February, 2006, 2:00 am

   Candi posing with the first place prize from her last stripping contest.

5. Quin

   20 February, 2006, 3:24 am

   Nice rack. 😛
   (Is it for eight-tracks or VHS tapes?)

6. justjim

   20 February, 2006, 4:08 am

   my my my but what a tall drink of water she is….. :wang: He’s a cute site if you’re in the mood for more fun.. enjoy :wtf:

7. justjim

   20 February, 2006, 4:09 am

   silly me I forgot to post the site……. :wtf: http://www.pavementgear.com/brokenbunny/bunnymainpages/bunny.htm

8. Lung the Younger

   20 February, 2006, 4:18 am

   The Swedish National Women’s Velociraptor Wrestling Champion shows off her trophy which she has dedicated to her mentor, Bea Arthur.

   http://www.brandonbird.com/bea.html

9. JFLY

   20 February, 2006, 4:26 am

   Aaaaaggghh! Attack of the 50 Foot Woman!

   Actually, my first thought was that Geoffrey Giraffe (if that IS a giraffe) has found himself a leggy toybox.

   My second thought was that this woman is in dire need of a visit from the casts of “Queer Eye” and “What Not To Wear”. 😐

10. Becky

    20 February, 2006, 5:41 am

    Can I sell this for more crack!? 👿

11. Davezilla

    20 February, 2006, 6:29 am

    annnnnddddd I take it MNSFW means – maybe not safe for work? or, major not safe for work?

    Yes, it’s Maybe Not Safe For Work. Unless you have a funnier breakdown, which we will gladly accept.
    [Comment ID #24501 will be quoted here]
    Bonus points for knowing about that painting, Lung! That’s been my desktop at work for over a year! 😈

12. mikeB

    20 February, 2006, 7:37 am

    “I’s thinking of startin’ a Viking stripper shoe shine business.”

    😐

13. mitch

    20 February, 2006, 8:02 am

    And now your winner, Miss Bulimia 2006..Kirsten Dunst!!!!!!

14. Alex

    20 February, 2006, 8:02 am

    When I look at those legs allI can think is YUM!!!

15. prtyprincess7104

    20 February, 2006, 8:50 am

    Vegatables really do make you grow up big and strong … Although, they should be eaten in moderation…

    Sorry that was stupid, but I figured, What the hell… :wtf:

16. Bip

    20 February, 2006, 9:32 am

    Hoodie Hoo!! That LapJuicer didn’t do the trick. 😈

17. dumas

    20 February, 2006, 10:18 am

    About that lapjuicer thinggie. All I can think about is what would happen if the chick is squiggling like crazy to juice the orange, and the orange slides off. Ouch.

18. laceylegacey

    20 February, 2006, 10:22 am

    AHHHHHHH!!!! It’s evil I tell you EVIL!!!! 👿 👿 👿

19. Lace Valentine

    20 February, 2006, 11:10 am

    Dave,

    Can you send her email address my was so I can send her a belated Valentine’s Card? It behooves me to communicate with her about the possibility of conjugal bliss.

20. Lace Valentine

    20 February, 2006, 11:12 am

    send her address my way
    my way
    I’m understandingly perplexed
    at the moment

21. Nikki

    20 February, 2006, 11:31 am

    So many levels of tacky, where does one begin?

22. Dennis Bookhart

    20 February, 2006, 11:48 am

    This is our sorority’s example of ttaking one’s college boards.

23. Bjorn Freeh

    20 February, 2006, 12:06 pm

    Inga introduces the RoidJuicer.

24. Kinyou

    20 February, 2006, 3:31 pm

    Wow, Only you could make something so big for someone so loose.
    😀

25. laceylegacey

    20 February, 2006, 3:56 pm

    AHHHHHH!!!! It’s attack of the 50 foot tall super whore!!!

26. Ace

    20 February, 2006, 4:19 pm

    Fredric, the states five time whittling champion, poses after a sex change operation with this years winning piece. Freddy, as he was known to friends, now goes by the name Francine.

27. Ace

    20 February, 2006, 4:19 pm

    Hoodie Hooooooooo!!!

28. Jane

    20 February, 2006, 5:09 pm

    how do you turn this thing on?

29. Jane

    20 February, 2006, 5:10 pm

    I love my new vibrator, where’s the on switch? :thong: :boob: :boob:

30. Darrell

    20 February, 2006, 6:15 pm

    I’m not quite sure what I was expecting the lapjuicer to do, but that wasn’t it.

31. Patrick

    20 February, 2006, 6:42 pm

    I wanna climb those long legs like a ladder straight to the golden triangle!
    And then I’m gonna load my cassettes in that Jar Jar Binks commemorative cassette holder.

32. MrDoug

    20 February, 2006, 6:43 pm

    For my next trick I am going to make this 3 foot long CD tower disapper, and you will never be able to guess how I am going to do it…

33. poisonwisky

    20 February, 2006, 7:05 pm

    And now for something completely different

34. Jim S

    20 February, 2006, 9:05 pm

    “Hello everyone. My name is John. I enjoy water sports, cooking, and carpentry.

35. wantwit

    20 February, 2006, 10:02 pm

    Debbie Sherholder poses with the lactation award she received in this year’s California State Pornographer’s Faire.

36. hippychick

    20 February, 2006, 11:25 pm

    There are soooo many things wrong with that lapjuicer, I don’t even know where to start. Who invents this shit? :wtf:

37. girl

    21 February, 2006, 10:51 am

    “and for her next trick, Debbie will stick this entire wooden object up her hoohoo!”

38. elimae

    21 February, 2006, 10:56 am

    Is that a picture for e-bay & were the glass heels and mini skirt truuly neccessary?

39. The Cynical Villain

    21 February, 2006, 1:46 pm

    Darn I wonder will this paddle hurt my ass…oh wait I have no ass. :puke:

    *WACK!!!*

    Thank you Sir, may I have another?

    *WACK!!!*

    Thank you Sir, may I have another?

40. Kinyou

    21 February, 2006, 4:23 pm

    “Aww, thanks. Only you’d know what kind of toy to get someone of my age, and someone as loose as me. How kind. :D”

41. Bryan

    21 February, 2006, 7:36 pm

    Hey, I thought you said this thing came with Meth!

42. Infernos

    21 February, 2006, 11:02 pm

    The batteries go in this flap thing here. Then you lay it down and……. 😈

43. MandyLocke

    22 February, 2006, 12:20 am

    “And look what I found up my skirt after the gang bang last night!” :wang:

44. logan

    22 February, 2006, 12:48 pm

    guess which one is the real cow

45. bill

    05 March, 2006, 6:11 pm

    stuffed komodo dragon cd rack…bid on ebay

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