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Hold up, son

By Davezilla 02 September, 2006Uncategorized16 Comments

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Caption Time #133

By Davezilla 01 September, 2006Caption Time31 Comments

Note to Self, No. 6,015

By Davezilla 31 August, 2006Observations28 Comments

No matter how good an idea it may seem at the time, do not reheat grilled cheese in the microwave oven at work more than once.

I went to this concert!

By Davezilla 30 August, 2006Observations18 Comments

Make your own fake tickets with the Concert Ticket Generator. Link via James B.

The Wisdom of Coworkers

By Davezilla 29 August, 2006Observations29 Comments

Coworker: "Dave, can you look at this Laser printer? It's broken and I can't find IT anywhere." Me: "Yeah, what's it doing?" Coworker: "Well, {other coworker} sent a color file to this printer but this is a black and white printer." Me: "So?" Coworker: "Well, you just can't do that!" Me: "Yes, you can, and it's just out of paper." Coworker: "…" Coworker: "I don't want to print out this PDF." Me: "Why not?" Coworker: "My monitor doesn't have that much toner." Coworker 1: "We can't use Pantone colors on the website." Coworker 2: "Why not?" Coworker 1: "Because there's…

Secret ingredient

By Davezilla 28 August, 2006Observations41 Comments

Caption Time #132

By Davezilla 27 August, 2006Caption Time19 Comments

Greek Myths in Five Words, Part II

By Davezilla 26 August, 2006Observations15 Comments

Bacchus dug the high life Erisichton said, "Olympus is dead" Neptune held wet t-shirt contests Amphitrite's dolphins were tuna-safe Achilles had a bum heel Orpheus was bitch-slapped by girls Ulysses stuffed seamen with wax Castor and Pollux were clones Gryphons were cheap, gold-diggers Argus was full of ship Hector gave the Greeks heck Priam let the bastards in Paris nailed Menelaus' wife overnight Eris made those bitches jealous Venus let her girdle down Ajax cleaned the battle fields Circe turned men into pigs Calypso partied with the boys Prometheus stole Jupiter's cigarette lighter Midas turned his dangler gold viagra free…

Greek Myths in Five Words, Part I

By Davezilla 25 August, 2006Observations16 Comments

Medusa: Snakes on a Face Perseus took that bitch's head Narcissus liked what he saw Zeus was a playa hater Oedipus liked him some MILF Pan was a sex machine Leda got laid by swans Jason had a fleece pullover Cyclops wore one contact lens Sisyphus pushed rocks all day DÃ¦dalus was one smart beyotch Dryope's boobs turned into branches Theseus said, "No more bullshit!" Sphynx rapped some heavy rhymes Helen was a little hottie Bellerophon kicked some Chimera butt Vulcan was not a Vulcan Briareus had a hundred arms Hercules could kill Chuck Norris Pegasus flew; poop from above…