Year: 2006

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  • Note to Self, No. 6,015

    No matter how good an idea it may seem at the time, do not reheat grilled cheese in the microwave oven at work more than once.

  • I went to this concert!

    Make your own fake tickets with the Concert Ticket Generator. Link via James B.

  • The Wisdom of Coworkers

    Coworker: “Dave, can you look at this Laser printer? It’s broken and I can’t find IT anywhere.” Me: “Yeah, what’s it doing?” Coworker: “Well, {other coworker} sent a color file to this printer but this is a black and white printer.” Me: “So?” Coworker: “Well, you just can’t do that!” Me: “Yes, you can, and…

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  • Greek Myths in Five Words, Part II

    Bacchus dug the high life Erisichton said, “Olympus is dead” Neptune held wet t-shirt contests Amphitrite’s dolphins were tuna-safe Achilles had a bum heel Orpheus was bitch-slapped by girls Ulysses stuffed seamen with wax Castor and Pollux were clones Gryphons were cheap, gold-diggers Argus was full of ship Hector gave the Greeks heck Priam let…

  • Greek Myths in Five Words, Part I

    Medusa: Snakes on a Face Perseus took that bitch’s head Narcissus liked what he saw Zeus was a playa hater Oedipus liked him some MILF Pan was a sex machine Leda got laid by swans Jason had a fleece pullover Cyclops wore one contact lens Sisyphus pushed rocks all day Dædalus was one smart beyotch…

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