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Commercial interruption

By Davezilla 29 September, 2004Uncategorized31 Comments

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My Dung?

By Davezilla 28 September, 2004Uncategorized32 Comments

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Mini Pinch

By Davezilla 27 September, 2004Observations51 Comments

We've all played Slug Bug (or its bastard variant: Punch Buggy). The concept is simple. Spot a VW Beetle driving past, call it and its color out before your friend does, and punch them as hard as possible. Newer games have since arisen such as doing the ZZ Top arm swing every time a PT Cruiser goes past or flipping off Hummer drivers. Natalie and I propose a new game called Mini Pinch. See a Mini Cooper, yell Mini Pinch and pinch the person next to you. It's easy and very addictive, particularly if the person next to you has…

Note to self: 5,003

By Davezilla 26 September, 2004Observations16 Comments

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Caption time #17

By Davezilla 25 September, 2004Caption Time26 Comments

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I’ve been moonlighting

By Davezilla 24 September, 2004Observations42 Comments

About this time last year, I read an interesting comment in one of my posts. It claimed to be from the editor of American Greetings Card Company. He was inquiring about purchasing some of my material. To be honest, I thought it was a joke at first; that one of my readers was pranking me. Happily, this was not the case and a few days later, I was signing a contract to create a 2005 day-at-a-time calendar based on the Manly Tips for Bachelor Living section of this very website. One year later and I have the sample copies in…

A rabbi, a priest and a blue pixie walk into a bar â€¦

By Davezilla 23 September, 2004Observations29 Comments

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Zilla’s Paradigm of Freakiness

By Davezilla 22 September, 2004Cartoons32 Comments

Caption time #16

By Davezilla 21 September, 2004Caption Time43 Comments

My technique is sillier than yours

By Davezilla 20 September, 2004Observations27 Comments

We all know someone at work who brags about taking martial arts. It's often the guy in the mailroom with the mullet and the NO FAT CHICKS bumper sticker on his rusty Ford Bronco. In between bragging about which bars he was recently banned from, he relates his latest harrowing exploit as a martial arts master, who had his hands registered with the FBI. You yawn and feign interest until you can make your escape. Since all of his stories are B.S., why not have some fun with him and encourage his fantasy? Make up your own fighting techniques and…

print:”Hello Kitty”;

By Davezilla 19 September, 2004Observations14 Comments

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Maybe it’s just me â€¦

By Davezilla 18 September, 2004Uncategorized22 Comments