Hipster Jokes (before they go mainstream)

Hipster Jokes (before they go mainstream)

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:
You wouldn’t know. It’s a really obscure number.

Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A:
Force her into the mainstream.

Q: What unit do you use to weigh hipsters?
A:
Instagrams.

Q: How do you kill a hipster?
A:
Stab him with a Pitchfork.

Q: Who was the first hipster?
A:
Doesn’t matter. You’ve never heard of her.

Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave?
A:
They don’t like conventional ovens.

Q: What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster?
A:
Mumblr.

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