Helping the Retarded to Know God
I thought that “Helping the Retarded to Know God” was surely a fake book cover, like the ones on LiarTownUSA
, but no. It’s real and is available on Amazon
BTW: I’m not making fun of the content (or the need)—just the inappropriate title, which was sadly prevalent at the time of printing (1969).
Are you gonna choke yourself noy? via Lung the Younger
I forgot all about this Concert Ticket Generator that I linked to back in 2006. Amazed it’s still there!
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn’t know. It’s a really obscure number.
Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: Force her into the mainstream.
Q: What unit do you use to weigh hipsters?
Q: How do you kill a hipster?
A: Stab him with a Pitchfork.
Q: Who was the first hipster?
A: Doesn’t matter. You’ve never heard of her.
Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave?
A: They don’t like conventional ovens.
Q: What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster?
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