Tag: Xmas

  • Holiday Gift Ideas

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    Every year I list new holiday gift ideas, which are of course, veiled attempts to get you, dear reader, to buy me stuff my wife won’t buy for me. Today, the talking Red Foxx doll.

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  • Elf on a Shelf or Whore in a Drawer?

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  • It’s worse than I feared

    Here’s the same house. At night.

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  • My neighbors have a different view of “holiday colors”

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  • Bethle-ham

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  • My Crazy Neighbors

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    OK, well they;re not direct neighbors. I’m a mile south of them. Every year this couple goes a little overboard with the decorating and packs on the weird—even for Royal Oak. Rather than describe it, I’ve recorded it on my cell phone so you too can share in our private hell. This display will be…

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  • The End of Christmas

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  • Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband

    A copy of The Rules Golden Girls Season 1 DVD set Febreze Noticeables Frilly drapes My Little Pony Crystal Rainbow Castle Playset Pink hand tools A coupon for Enzyte A Utilikilt Season tickets to the Detroit Lions (still 0-14, ouch!) What gifts would you avoid?

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