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Movies have led me to believe…
All old buildings are home to trained flocks of choreographed, jump-scare pigeons in the dust-laden rafters. Killers can turn rusty doorknobs and cross the most decrepit and warped hardwood floor without making any measurable sounds, but their victims’ tiniest movements clock in around 92 decibels. Everyone but me swallows pills without water with no problems.…
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If zodiac signs were apps
Aries: ESPN Taurus: Zillow Gemini: Trivago Cancer: Day One Journal Leo: TMZ Virgo: Excel Libra: SHEIN Scorpio: mSpy Sagittarius: FanDuel Casino Capricorn: Empower Aquarius: Khan Academy Pisces: Headspace
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I’ll take Reykjavik
Missing the thrill of being stuck in a passenger seat for hours, stowing your tray, or closing the window shade on your flight? I got you. Enjoy this In-Flight Simulator. inflightsimulator.com SOURCE: b3ta
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A Monkey Won’t Give Two Shits in a Barrel
I like to make up fake clichéd phrases that sound like something an old man would say (now that I am one). Feel free to confuse your coworkers with them: A monkey won’t give two shits in a barrel and call them Ben Parsons. If a farmer scraps the melon rind, the oldest dog will…
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WKRP today?
This is super fun. What would Venus Flytrap and Johnny Fever be playing if they were real DJs still working today? Airchecks Retrofit
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Free idea
Why hasn’t any razor company had the common sense to call their product Occam’s Razors? It’s such a simple and obvious solution.
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